About this game
The billiard table's felt is this weird felt green but every pocket got a card printed next to it. Not normal pockets neither, there's 52 of the damn things. Like someone took a normal pool table and decided nah, we need a full deck scattered around the edges. You're shooting balls into pockets trying to make poker hands. Sounds straightforward until Lola's leaning over the rail in that red lace number, tits practically falling out, telling you a full house gets her bra off faster than a straight. That's the whole game. There's no deep strategy or hidden meta. Just angles, spin, and a woman who knows exactly what she's doing with a cue stick between shots.
The worst part? The physics. The goddamn physics. Sometimes a ball rolls true and pockets clean. Other times it hits the rim of a card graphic and bounces like it hit a brick wall. There's this one shot where I tried to bank off the side cushion into a pocket with a queen of hearts next to it, and the ball just stopped dead. Not rolled, not curved, just stopped like the felt turned to glue. Then Lola does this little smirk and says something about "bad luck" while unbuttoning her top anyway because I earned a pair of jacks or whatever. The whole thing feels like someone coded it in a weekend, forgot to add friction, then spent three days on the strip animations.
And those animations, jesus. The girls move like they're underwater when nothing's happening, then suddenly jerky when clothes come off. It's got this real model tag which means they photographed an actual woman and then tried to map her onto a moving body. Sometimes it works, like the way her shoulder blades flex during the backstroke before a shot. Other times her neck bends in a way that makes me think the model's ghost is trying to escape the render. The lesbian content is there too, two girls kissing during a reward screen, but it's so stiff it looks like someone clicked "interact" on two mannequins. I kept playing anyway. Not proud of that. There's something about the card combo system that hooks you, even when the balls behave like they have minds of their own.
Also the poker element is genuinely kind of clever. Each pocket corresponds to a card rank and suit. Sink a ball into a king pocket, that's a king. Then you need suits and numbers to build a hand. The girls strip based on hand strength, so flushing a decent hand gets you more clothes off. But if you scratch, or whiff completely, you lose cards. I had this one streak where I kept getting aces and eights, the dead man's hand, and both girls took their tops off at once as a "bad luck bonus." That was pretty hot. Then the next shot glitched and the cue ball teleported halfway across the table. This game. I don't know if it's a mess or a masterpiece. Probably both. I wish they'd fixed the ball physics instead of adding more unlockable lingerie.