About this game
My screen is full of shiny plastic tits and a daughter who wants to murder me with her eyes. Over the Moon, right. More like Over the Top with daddy issues and android cum. The 3DCG is that special kind of jank where skin looks like melted candle wax but somehow the jiggle physics got a PhD. I’m not complaining, I’m just saying.
You’re this washed-up guy, and your kid Moon is a pop star who’d rather spit on your grave than sing your songs. The plot is a thin excuse, a week locked up with her and her perfect android bodyguard or assistant or whatever. The VARG glasses thing is just a menu screen, don’t get excited. The real action is the slow, grinding hate-fuck tension. One minute she’s sneering at you, the next you’re “accidentally” walking in on her touching herself, all pixel-perfect pout and “Daddy, don’t look.” The voice acting is so flat it circles back to being hilarious. I spilled my drink when the android, with a completely straight face, asked if I wanted to “initiate the breeding protocol.” The spanking scene felt like a weird business meeting. The creampie ending is a given, but the pregnancy reveal later made me choke. It’s not a bug, it’s a feature, they say. The exhibitionism tag is just you gawking at a window, but the group sex scene with the other androids? Pure, uncut, silicone valley nonsense. I still don’t know what the “Madds Medusa” show is, and I’ve already finished the game twice. The music minigame is just clicking a button. Why is it even there?