About this game
God, the sound design in this one. Or lack of it. Just these wet little clicks when you match the cards right, like someone tapping a finger on a thigh. The whole thing is a Simon Says clone basically, you watch Widowmaker or D.Va or whoever do a sequence with a toy and then you gotta copy it exactly. Click the dildo, click the vibe, wrong order and you get that sad little buzz sound. My neighbor probably thinks I'm debugging something with all the repetitive clicking.
Mercy's sequence took me forever because I kept getting distracted by how her hair clips through her shoulder in the third position. Not even a big deal but once you notice it you can't unsee it. The anal scenes unlock later and honestly the positioning makes zero anatomical sense. Like, tracer's spine would need to be made of rubber. But whatever, that's not why anyone's here. The memory part gets weirdly hard after the third round, suddenly you're trying to remember if widowmaker used the blue toy or the pink one and there's no visual cue except the color which is stupid because the whole scene is bathed in purple lighting anyway.
D.Va's oral scene is probably the most detailed one. They actually animated her tongue which is more effort than I expected from a browser game that forgets to preload its own assets half the time. You'll be staring at a grey rectangle where mercy's ass should be for a solid ten seconds sometimes. The blonde tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, every character except widowmaker is blonde in this version which feels like someone had a very specific preference and just ran with it. The overwatch theme is just window dressing really, you could swap the character models with anything and the game would play exactly the same. Still, for what it is, the unlock progression keeps you clicking. Not sure if that's a compliment.