Meet and Pound Millionaire

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★ 3.3 (521 votes) 68.3K plays Flash Arcade

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Betty, the host, has this smile that doesn't reach her eyes. You know the type. She's been doing this TV gig for years, probably hates every contestant, but her tits are practically spilling out of that sequin dress and the camera loves her. The whole setup of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire is just a flimsy excuse to get to the meet and fuck part, and honestly, I'm not mad about it. The quiz questions are laughably simple. What's the capital of France? Is water wet? But miss one and the minigame health bar drops. Lose all your hearts and you're off the show, no million, no grand prize pussy. Simple.

The minigame is this weird timing thing where you have to stop a spinning wheel. It's supposed to be the tension of a final answer, I guess. Feels more like a broken slot machine. I kept tapping like a maniac, sweating under my office desk, trying not to make a sound. The hentai art is rough, deliberately messy lines, but then they zoom in on Betty bending over a contestant podium and suddenly the lack of polish doesn't matter. Her ass eats up the screen. There's a specific moment where she's holding a mic and looking back with this bored expression while Josh goes at it, and that expression is more real than any 4K render.

Josh himself is a total blank slate millionare wannabe with a permanent boner. No personality, just a dick in a cheap suit. Which is fine. The other characters are these test tube bimbos who show up to distract you. One flashes her tits right before a question about a famous toilet, I think from a movie. I don't even remember the answer, I was just staring at the pixelated nipples. The whole thing is a chaotic mess of quiz pop ups and sudden sex scenes. It's like playing a bootleg hentai version of a game show your parents watched. Wish there was more to actually do with the toilets, they're just background props. A missed opportunity for something truly filthy. But then Betty starts a squeaky moan loop that doesn't end until you finish the question and you forget all about it.

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