Heroine Quest Alpha 0.1

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★ 3.9 (7 votes) 7.7K plays Flash Arcade

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The achievement for "first monster kill" popped and I laughed because the slime looked more confused than threatening. Like a blob of jello someone dropped on the dungeon floor. The heroine, she's got this blank cute stare that somehow works when she's covered in goo after a fight. I kept playing during a conference call, muted obviously, just clicking through dialogue trees about ancient magic while Karen from accounting droned on about quarterly reports.

The RPG bits are paper thin. You walk, you stab, numbers go up. There's a skill tree I ignored for the first hour because the basic attack was doing fine. The fantasy world is all castles and forests and the usual medieval stuff, but the monster designs have this weird charm. Some goblin variants look like they're apologizing while trying to kill you. The quest log is a mess though, I spent twenty minutes wandering because the objective marker just gave up. Not a bug apparently, just how it is. Wish they'd fix that but they won't.

The adult content sneaks up on you. One minute you're collecting herbs for a potion, next minute there's a tentacle situation that the game treats with complete seriousness. The contrast is jarring in a good way. Like finding porn in a children's coloring book. The scenes are explicit, no fade to black nonsense, but the art style keeps it from feeling grim. It's still lewd as hell, just wrapped in this sugary coating. My phone buzzed with a work email while the heroine was in a compromising position with a minotaur and I had to stifle a laugh. The music is surprisingly decent too, some royalty free tracks that loop forever but don't get annoying. Unlike Karen's voice.

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