About this game
Okay so the whole setup is like, Naruto characters on vacation, right? And you play some dude, typical male protag stuff. But the first thing that got me was the art, it's that 2dcg style that's almost too clean? Like everyone's skin is this perfect matte texture, no pores, just smooth. Spent way too long staring at Tsunade's tits honestly, they're massive, like comically big but the shading on them is weirdly detailed, you can see the weight. There's this one scene with her and a titfuck that's just, fuck. The physics don't make sense but who cares. The sound is just... looping moans that cut off weirdly, like a bad OnlyFans stream where the audio desyncs. It's perfect.
Then you get into the BDSM stuff with Ino and it's like the game forgets what it was doing. One minute you're on a beach, next she's tied up in what looks like a basement that wasn't in the resort map. The rope textures are literally just brown lines. But the dialogue, oh my god. "You like that, don't you?" delivered with the emotional range of a GPS voice. It's so bad it circles back to being hot. My brain just filled in the gaps. There's a footjob scene with Temari that comes out of nowhere, no build up, just bam, toes. And I don't even have a thing for feet but the way it was animated, this slow, clumsy loop, I was like... okay, game, you got me.
The voyeurism mechanic is broken. You click on a bush to spy on Hinata and the screen just goes black for five seconds, then a static image pops up. I thought my browser crashed. But when it worked, seeing Sarada and Himawari in a group scene that made zero narrative sense, it felt like finding a weird, forbidden doujin on a forgotten forum. The whole thing is a mess of anal, vaginal, handjobs, all with the same three sound effects. Shikamaru is there for one scene looking bored, which is the most in-character thing ever. I don't know if I came or just had a stroke from the jank. Probably both.