Pussy Trainer

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Watching the maid sprite eat is what gets me. Not the fucking, not the dungeon crawling. She just sits there with her little cat ears twitching and I'm clicking the feeding button like some deranged Tamagotchi owner. PinkTea knows what they're doing, the bastards. Reminds me of that scene in Story of O where the smallest gestures become loaded, except here it's pixelated hentai and the girl meows.

The dungeon parts feel like someone tried to explain Darkest Dungeon after three beers and a concussion. You poke around, numbers go up, numbers go down, sometimes a slime girl appears. Whatever. But then you're back in the room and she's wearing the maid outfit you picked and something about her blank expression makes my brain do a little flip. It's that cosplay tag doing heavy lifting. The training mechanics are... look, I spent twenty minutes trying to get her corruption stat to a specific number because I thought it would unlock something. It didn't. Or maybe it did and I'm too dumb to see it. The game doesn't hold your hand.

The whole thing has that janky PinkTea feel where the UI looks like it was designed by someone who hates you personally. But god, when she does that little stretch animation in the neko outfit. I'm not made of stone. Could use a DLC where the feeding system actually matters beyond the first hour, maybe some proper petplay mechanics instead of just the aesthetic. Right now it's all surface tension with no break.

Sometimes I just leave it running while I scroll through Twitter. The idle animations cycle. She blinks. The dungeon sits there unexplored. I'm not even playing anymore, just... observing. Like watching fish. Horny fish with cat ears and a maid fetish. What was I talking about.

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Good game for me

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Lindo ^_^

Nice game

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how do i get her to drink the pee?

wtf

what is wrong with you

who else abused their kitty slut?

kitty is such a dirty slut