About this game
You know those personality quizzes that flood your feed, the ones promising to reveal which bread you are? This is that, but it wants to know if your year ends with a gangbang or a marriage certificate. The whole thing is a series of pictures, swimsuit shots mostly, and you pick which one vibes with you. It's not subtle. A girl in a micro bikini biting her lip versus one looking softly over her shoulder. The "psychology" tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, like calling a hot dog a sandwich.
The humor is in how seriously it pretends to take itself. The questions get progressively unhinged. One moment you're choosing a beach scene, the next it's asking about your ideal number of partners, and the options are illustrated with hentai panels that look like they were drawn during a particularly feverish lunch break. I picked the most unhinged option every time, obviously, just to see if the test would call my bluff. It didn't. It just doubled down, telling me my "new year's expectation" was a chaotic orgy in a public pool. The art style for the result screen was surprisingly detailed, a full scene of tangled limbs and discarded swimsuits, which felt like a reward for being a degenerate.
The whole thing is deliberately rough around the edges, like a sketch someone made while bored and horny. The font choices are a crime. But that's the point, I think. It's a shitpost you can click on. There's no deep lesson here, no hidden mechanic. Just a quick, dirty laugh and some explicit drawings. I spent maybe five minutes on it and then immediately forgot the results, which is probably the correct amount of engagement for a quiz that asks if you prefer doggy style by showing you a picture of a sunset. Wait, that wasn't one of the questions. But it could have been. That's the energy.