About this game
Cum Detective thinks it's a real game and that's almost adorable. You get this blonde with tits that defy physics, which is whatever, we've all been there, but she's supposed to be some kind of investigator? The CG hentai scenes just appear like someone's uncle walked into the wrong room and dropped a folder of his private collection. The first blowjob scene triggered and I genuinely wasn't sure if I'd clicked something or if the game just gave up trying to have a plot.
The cumshot moments have this weirdly specific quality, like the artist spent three weeks rendering individual droplets but forgot to give the woman a personality. She's got the vacant stare of someone reading terms and conditions. I kept waiting for a detective mechanic to surface, some clue to chase, but nope. Just more cum. Which, fine, I'm not above that. I've sunk evenings into worse on itch.io while pretending to answer work emails on my phone.
But here's the thing about visual novels that tag themselves as detective stories. You expect a certain rhythm, right? A little tension before the release. This one frontloads everything. By the third scene I was scrolling through my discord notifications because the big tits blonde had already done everything the tags promised and I still had no idea what mystery she was supposed to be solving. Maybe the mystery was why I kept clicking. The art's competent enough if you like that hyperglossy CG hentai look where everyone's skin reflects light like a freshly waxed car. But I've seen more narrative coherence in those spam emails that claim to have hacked my webcam.