About this game
The putting mechanic is actually kind of interesting, which surprised me because usually these things are just a slideshow with extra steps. You get this power bar that fills up and you have to click at the right moment, and the wind indicator actually matters. Missed a two footer on hole three because I was staring at her tits instead of the break. The ball physics feel like something from a 2005 flash game but that's almost charming, like finding an old Newgrounds bookmark you forgot about.
She starts in this tight white golf outfit, proper collar and everything, which makes the whole thing funnier than it should be. The model is one of those Eastern European looking blondes with the slightly dead eyes you see in every third adult game, but the outdoor lighting on the course does something weird to her skin texture. Almost looks like she's got a sunburn developing. After each hole she loses a piece, and by the fourth putt she's just in these tiny white panties with the golf glove still on one hand. That detail got me. Who keeps the glove on? The stripping animations are stiff, like she's a mannequin being undressed by invisible hands, but the setting saves it. Real grass textures, actual trees, a bunker in the background that casts a shadow. Someone cared about the course more than the girl.
The audio is just wind and the occasional bird. No moaning, no music, nothing. You're out there on this eerily quiet links course with a mute exhibitionist and five golf balls. I wish the camera would let you rotate around during the strip sequences instead of being locked to this one angle that cuts off her feet. The last hole she's fully naked doing this awkward pose next to the flagstick and I'm trying to line up a downhill slider. Priorities, right? The whole thing takes maybe ten minutes. The wild nature part of the description isn't wrong, there's something genuinely strange about the juxtaposition of proper golf course architecture and this dead eyed naked woman standing on the green like she's waiting for a bus.