Con-Quest! PokÃ©-con (Version 0.097)

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Rating: and a confused sweat droplet. That's four cocks for the raw fucking content and one bead of sweat because I still don't know what the hell is happening with the plot, but my dick sure does.

First date with Con-Quest is like meeting someone at a convention who immediately drags you into a bathroom stall. No preamble, just pixelated tits and a battle system that feels like it was designed by a horny math teacher. You're tapping through dialogue about some sauna opening next to a maid cafe, and Felicia shows up looking like a snack that definitely has a secret ingredient. The game doesn't waste time. Within minutes I'm grinding against cosplayers, collecting their... let's call them "reward images," and wondering why Carmen hasn't snapped yet. The new Flareon quest line drops a three part CG that had me pausing to, uh, appreciate the art. Emily's style is doing things to my brain chemistry that I should probably discuss with a professional.

Long term relationship though? That's where the sweat droplet comes in. The new reward menu is a godsend, finally a way to switch between Mia and Nia's static images without wanting to throw my laptop. But the writing is all over the place, like someone spilled their fanfiction notebook and decided to code it. One minute I'm unraveling a mystery about skewed balance at Poke-Con, next I'm staring at Jess topless in an animated loop. Not complaining about the latter. The weakness damage changes are nice, bigger numbers make my lizard brain happy, but I got stuck on Ivy's quest before the bug fix and almost rage quit. Almost. Then I remembered the "tower of girls" CG in Jaclyn's menu and calmed down. The Patreon menu bug being fixed is whatever, I'm not here for menus. I'm here because GrossGirl's stickers and cosplayers are sprinkled in like easter eggs and the boss music by EternalSushi slaps harder than it has any right to. Wish the dialogue had the same energy. Sometimes it's witty, sometimes it reads like a placeholder text that never got replaced. But then Mia's on the bottom and I forget what I was criticizing.

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