About this game
The first thing that hits you is the jank. Deliberate, beautiful jank. It's like the dev took a look at modern AAA polish and said "nah, I'm gonna make it look like a Flash game from 2007 that somehow got left in a time capsule." The animations have that specific choppy rhythm, the UI is a crime against design, and the sound effects are probably stock files from a site that doesn't even exist anymore. I respect it.
You start with nothing. A tiny apartment, a pixelated dick, and a dream. The core loop is grinding cash, buying new locations, and then... spreading your seed, as the description so eloquently puts it.