About this game
Look, this professor guy, he's got a spray. Not for plants, god no. It dissolves clothes and makes women instantly, embarrassingly wet. The redhead TA in the library? Gone. Blouse, skirt, dignity, all just pixels on the floor. My first thought was, "This is the stupidest thing I've ever clicked on," but I was already clicking on her ass.
The art is... you know what, it's not from this decade. Faces sometimes slide off skulls. A titjob sequence with the blonde student looks like two water balloons having a disagreement. I almost closed the tab. Then the professor mutters something about "particulate adhesion failure" in his stained lab coat and I lost it, laughing. It knows it's a mess. And honestly, a redhead with an expression of profound confusion while her top just evaporates? I've paid for AAA games that gave me less of a reaction. Don't care. Works for me.
And then it just jumps to anal with the other professor across the hall, no logic, no transition, no "hello". One minute you're spraying a buttoned-down academic, the next minute you're deep in her while she makes a sound like a confused parrot. You collect these little vials for... I don't know, spray upgrades? I stopped reading the tiny text boxes. Spent ten minutes trying to get the librarian's glasses to stay on during a creampie scene. They don't. A real shame. The whole thing runs on pure id, no friction, just point, spray, fuck, next. I found a typo that said "prfoessor." I'm honestly still thinking about that librarian.