About this game
The whole thing looks like someone filmed it on a phone from 2007 and then forgot to edit. Not in a cool retro way, more like my uncle's holiday videos where his thumb covers half the lens. The blonde agent, she's got this weird plastic sheen, like a doll left in a hot car. Her stockings are just a texture that ends abruptly at the thigh, no garter, no logic. It's so janky it loops back around to being fascinating. I spent way too long just staring at the kitchen counter, trying to figure out if it was supposed to be marble or just a grey smear. The redhead doesn't even show up until later, I think, or maybe I clicked wrong. Who knows.
The sales pitch is basically her bending over the island counter and that's it. That's the special technique. You click, she does a little wiggle that looks more like a glitch than a dance, and then the camera just... sits there. For the cumshot, the animation plays and the, uh, fluid looks like someone dropped a blob of shiny yogurt on her back. It doesn't even run, just sits there, defying gravity and good taste. I found myself clicking just to see if the next loop would fix it. It didn't. The anal scene is unlocked by just clicking a different part of the same counter, no lead-up, no reason. One minute you're discussing square footage, next thing you know, it's just happening. The sound is a single wet slap on repeat. I think my neighbor's kid was making the same noise outside with a puddle yesterday.
The game forgot it had a redhead character for a solid chunk of my playthrough. She just stands in the background of the kitchen, clipping through the fridge, completely ignored. I wish the dev had spent the time they used on that weirdly detailed fruit bowl on the counter and put it into making the stockings look like they were actually on legs. But they won't. The whole thing has the energy of a fever dream where you're trying to buy a house but your brain just keeps looping the same horny thought. It's not good. I played it twice.