About this game
ok so you know that feeling when you open a game and the first thing you see is a menu that looks like it was made in MS Paint by someone who just discovered the spray tool? that's this. and somehow it works. the whole thing has this weird charm like finding an old doujin on a forgotten forum. you're not here for polish anyway.
the opening scene drops you right into the kuoh academy setup but everything's slightly off in that specific parody way. rias is there. akeno. the whole crew. but the dialogue reads like someone ran the anime through google translate three times and then added their own... let's call them "improvements." there's a moment with grayfia that made me actually laugh out loud, not because it was funny but because the text was so absurdly direct about what was about to happen. no buildup. just "and then they did this." respect honestly.
the anal scenes with koneko caught me off guard. not because of the content, you know what you're getting into with these tags, but because the art style shifts between scenes like the artist was figuring out their kinks in real time. one moment it's rough sketch territory, next thing you know there's shading that actually looks decent. xenovia's scene has this one frame where her expression is perfect. screenshot that immediately. kuroka's route too, there's a moment where the text glitches and repeats the same line twice but somehow it makes the scene hotter? don't ask me to explain.
wish the sound effects weren't just stock noises that don't match anything happening on screen. the wet sounds start before anything's even wet. small thing but it pulls you out. also mittelt's scene ends so abruptly i thought my browser crashed. nope, that's just how it ends. you'll know it when you see it.
the yubelluna and kalawarna content feels like it was added in a patch at 4am by someone who really, really had a specific vision. and honestly? good for them. the le fay scene has this weird filter over everything that makes it look like you're viewing it through a fogged up window. intentional? probably not. does it add something? weirdly yes.