About this game
Professor D. Range. Even the name makes me snort, like something from a bad Saturday morning cartoon that got canceled after six episodes. But here I am, pants around my ankles, genuinely invested in whether this blue-skinned lunatic gets to fuck his way through the entire Order of Purity. The whole setup is ridiculous. A gang of misfits called the Scavengers. A city called Righteous City. Superheroes who look like they were designed by someone who spent way too long on certain image boards, if you know what I mean.
The blowjob scene with Lady Luminescence caught me off guard. Not because it was particularly creative, but because the artist clearly understood what they were doing with the anatomy. That cock, I mean. It's absurd. Proportionally impossible. The kind of thing that would require a medical team on standby in real life. And yet watching her struggle with it, the way the CG panels linger on her eyes watering, the slight distortion of her jaw. I had to pause and just stare at the ceiling for a minute. Then I reloaded an earlier save because I missed a dialogue choice and wanted to see if the villain route had different art. It did. More tongue.
The pacing is like a microwave that only has two settings: frozen solid and nuclear meltdown. One minute you're reading about government conspiracies and Professor D. Range monologuing about revenge like he's auditioning for a community theater production, the next you're three clicks deep into a scene with Voltage Vixen that made me forget the plot entirely. Something about her tits. The physics don't make sense. I've complained about boob physics in games before but these ones, they move like they have their own gravitational field. It's wrong. I kept clicking. The visual novel format means you're mostly reading, and some of the writing is genuinely trying, which almost makes it worse when you hit a typo right as things are getting good. "You're" instead of "your" during a pivotal moment with the professor's. Actually never mind, that's not important.
I wish the Scavengers had more personality beyond "horny and violent." There's this one guy, I forget his name, who has exactly two character traits and one of them is just his weapon. But then the game throws a flashback at you showing why the professor turned to villainy and suddenly I'm feeling things I didn't sign up for. Not emotional things. Well, maybe a little. The sci-fi setting is mostly an excuse for glowing costumes and weird gadgets that get abandoned halfway through. By the third encounter I stopped caring about the revenge plot and just wanted to see if the next superheroine would have the same "surprised by the size" expression. They usually do. And honestly? Works for me.