About this game
The whole thing feels like someone took a VHS tape of a late night Cinemax movie, left it in a hot car for a week, and then decided that was the exact aesthetic they were going for. Alonso is stuck in a house with his mom, his aunt Victoria, his sister, and a couple of other women because of some vague lockdown situation. The renders have this weird, overexposed quality, like everyone is slightly radioactive. Aunt Victoria’s skin texture in one scene reminded me of that plastic they wrap around fruit at the supermarket. I couldn't stop staring at it. Not in a good way.
The dialogue is translated through what I can only assume was a series of increasingly confused babelfish. At one point, the sister character says something about being "filled with the morning wood's purpose" and I had to close my browser and just sit with that for a minute. It’s a visual novel so you’re just clicking through walls of this stuff, waiting for the CG hentai scenes to drop. And they do drop, frequently. The mom character has this one scene in the kitchen that’s so aggressively direct it almost circles back around to being art. Almost. The harem logic is non-existent. One minute they’re arguing about who ate the last yogurt, the next his aunt is just... there. No buildup. It’s like the game has a sneeze button and it keeps getting pressed.
There’s a weird fixation on the locked door mechanic that never actually matters. You click the door, it says it’s locked, and that’s it. That’s the whole interaction. I did it five times just to see if the dev coded a secret frustration event. They didn’t. The whole thing is a messy, horny slideshow that feels like it was coded in a fugue state, and honestly, for a game jam vibe, that’s kind of the point. Just don’t expect the family dynamic to make a lick of sense.