About this game
Billiard but the table has no pockets. That's the first thing that throws you off. Just a flat green surface with numbered balls and a red cue ball, and two women standing in the background wearing way too much clothing for what's about to happen. The whole setup feels like someone took a perfectly normal pool game and said nah, let's make it horny and weird.
The rules are simple enough that my cat could probably figure it out. You smack the red ball into the white ones, and whatever numbers you hit get added to your score. Balls turn yellow when you touch them so you can keep track. Then the opponent goes. If your total is higher, you win the round and the girls start losing clothes. That's it. That's the entire game. I spent way too long trying to find some hidden depth or strategy but honestly you just aim and hope for the best. Sometimes the physics do something unexpected and you end up hitting three balls when you meant to hit one, and suddenly you're winning by accident. Other times the red ball just drifts off into a corner like it's got somewhere better to be.
The strip show itself is... fine? One girl does this slow teasing thing with her top while the other kinda sways around. They're real models, not drawings, which is probably the main selling point here. The animations are choppy though. Like someone filmed it on an old phone and then compressed it three times. But I kept playing anyway because something about the dumb simplicity of the billiard part got under my skin. Win, see tits, win again, see more. The progression is predictable but the billiard physics are just janky enough that you can't totally phone it in. I found myself actually trying to calculate angles at one point and had to stop and question my life choices. The music loops after about forty seconds and will absolutely drill into your brain until you mute the tab.