About this game
The whole thing feels like a fever dream from 2007, and I mean that as a compliment. Klacid's little quiz game is less a dating sim and more a series of escalating dares wrapped in a multiple choice test. You pick a girl, answer questions, and if you're not a complete idiot she starts peeling layers. The humor is dumb in the best way, like the kind of jokes you'd find scrawled on a bathroom stall but with better art.
The art itself is rough around the edges, sketchy lines and flat colors, but that's part of the charm. It's not trying to be a polished visual novel. It's a flash game that knows exactly what it is. The girls are all variations on the same big tits, tiny waist template, which gets repetitive after the third one, but the expressions are what sell it. There's this one moment where the main girl, I think her name was something generic like Yuki or Miko, gives you this look that's half annoyed, half turned on, and it's genuinely hotter than half the rendered 3D stuff out there.
The quiz mechanics are simple, answer right and the clothes come off, answer wrong and you get a game over screen that's basically just her calling you a loser. I spent way too long trying to get the perfect score on the goth girl, only to realize the questions repeat after a while. The humor tag is earned, there's a question about what you'd do if she turned into a giantess that made me snort.
It's not deep, it's not long, and the sound design is basically nonexistent. But for a free browser game from the golden age of Newgrounds, it delivers exactly what it promises. Slutty McSlut is the perfect tag for this. You won't remember the plot, but you'll remember the feeling of getting that final answer right.