Spring Desires

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This thing is basically a personality quiz that promises to find your ideal springtime fuckbuddy, wrapped in a thin layer of anime girl jpegs. You know the type, those old Facebook quizzes like "Which Sexy Vegetable Are You?" but now it's horny and the vegetables have been replaced with generic hentai archetypes. The art is what it is, not polished, not terrible, just there. A tsundere with a weirdly long neck, a kuudere whose eyes are slightly too far apart. You answer a bunch of questions that feel like they were written by someone who just discovered the concept of libido. "Do you prefer a partner who is loud or quiet in bed?" Groundbreaking stuff.

The psychology tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting. It's about as psychologically deep as a puddle after a light drizzle. The test logic seems to be held together with digital duct tape. I picked all the most unhinged, contradictory answers just to see what would happen, and it still spat out a "perfect match" with a straight face. The bonus at the end is just a single explicit CG image of the girl you got, which, fine, that's the transaction. You give it five minutes of clicking, it gives you a picture of a naked anime girl looking vaguely interested in a field of flowers. The spring theme is literally just a background with some pink petals floating around.

I spent way too long trying to figure out if the questions even branch or if it's all a funnel to the same three outcomes. There's a question about your favorite position that has a typo, "missionary" is spelled "misionary", and it bugged me more than it should. The whole thing runs in a browser tab, no fuss, and it's exactly the kind of disposable smut you'd alt-tab to when you're supposed to be doing something else. The replayability is just seeing the other two girls' CGs, which takes about three minutes total. It's a quiz that doesn't care about its own answers, a test you can't fail, a matchmaker that just shrugs and points at the nearest pair of digital tits.

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