Ideal Wifey 2

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★ 4.1 (165 votes) 11.4K plays Flash Arcade

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Honestly the code thing in the description is weird. 24424557. Just sitting there like that. I typed it in somewhere and got... something? Not sure what it unlocked. The whole game feels like that, like you're missing half the instructions but somehow still moving forward.

The redhead shows up again. Steven's still the center of everything, that guy just can't catch a break or maybe he can, depends how you look at it. Mike's not around much which is probably for the best considering what happened before. But he's still pulling strings from wherever he is, trying to make everyone happy or at least make himself happy while pretending it's for everyone. Classic Mike. The quest system is basically just clicking around until something happens, and if you get stuck you type "duty" and the game throws you a bone. I spent ten minutes clicking the same lamp before I remembered that.

The 3d models are... there. They move. Sometimes their eyes follow you in a way that's supposed to be sexy but just makes me think of those paintings in horror games. The masturbation scenes are explicit enough, I guess, if you're into that particular art style where everything looks slightly plastic. The redhead has her moments though. There's this one scene where the lighting actually works and for like five seconds I understood what they were going for. Then the camera clipped through a wall and the moment was gone. Story wise it's the same circular drama, everyone orbiting Steven like he's the only guy in town with a functioning dick. Which maybe he is. Would explain a lot actually.

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