About this game
Fucking deadlines, right? This writer guy is a total mess, can't hit a word count to save his life, rent's overdue, the whole deal. But somehow he's got two absolute smokeshows orbiting him. One's a clerk at a sex shop, which is just, chef's kiss, perfect. The other works the front desk at his office. The game doesn't even try to explain how a broke loser pulls this off, and honestly, I respect that. It's pure wish fulfillment, the kind that makes you snort your drink. The art is rough, like someone sketched it on a napkin during a particularly boring meeting, but the tits are massive and that's clearly where 90% of the effort went. No complaints there.
The choices are pretty blunt. Do you go for the shop girl with the piercings and that knowing smirk? Or the office lady who seems prim but you just know has a drawer full of toys? Or, and this is where my brain short-circuited, you just... do both. The game doesn't judge. It just throws you into these scenes. There's this one threesome where the dialogue is so absurdly direct it loops back around to being art. "I want to taste her on your lips." Who talks like that? I don't care. The oral scenes are the main event, drawn with this obsessive, almost medical detail that's both hot and a little funny. The sound design is just a few stock wet noises on a loop, which after ten minutes starts to sound like someone stirring a bowl of macaroni.
I wish there was a scene where his editor just screams at him for being a useless horndog, but that'll never happen. This isn't that kind of story. It's a fantasy about failing upward into a pile of soft, willing flesh. The writing is clunky as hell, full of typos that would make my old English teacher weep. But then the shop girl will say something filthy while looking dead at the screen and you forget all about it. It's like finding a sticky, dog-eared hentai doujin under a park bench. You know it's trash. You know it's probably got a coffee stain. But you're still gonna read it. Dare to play it with one hand on the mouse?