About this game
The cue ball clicks against the striped one and honestly, the sound is trash. Like a wet finger on a wine glass, not the solid crack you want. But I kept playing anyway because the blonde in the middle, the one with the tattoo just above her hip, she missed her shot and the little animation played. Her top just vanished. No tease, no slow pull, just pop, gone. And the sound that accompanied it, this weird synthetic rustle that's supposed to be fabric, made me laugh out loud. It's so bad it circles back around to being charming somehow.
Three pockets on one table. Absolute chaos. You're not just playing against one opponent, you're juggling two, and the physics engine feels like it was coded by someone who once saw a pool table in a dream. Balls slide a little too far, bounce off rails with a dead thud that's all wrong. I got obsessed with the redhead's losing animation. When she finishes last, she does this little pout and the clothing removal sound is slightly different, a lower pitched whoosh. Spent an embarrassing amount of time deliberately losing just to hear it again. The tutorial video is just some guy mumbling over stock footage, completely unrelated to the triplex rules, which I still don't fully understand. You have to come first or second to strip them, but if you lose, the second place girl puts clothes back on. A whole layer of strategy built on top of audio that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom.
The models are real, or at least real enough, and they look directly at you during the striptease segments. No blinking. It's unnerving. The music is a ten second loop of what I can only describe as elevator jazz having a stroke. I muted it after two minutes and just focused on the footstep sounds when they walk around the table, which are surprisingly crisp. High heels on what sounds like linoleum. That one detail, that specific click clack, is the best thing in the entire game. Everything else is a beautiful, horny disaster.