About this game
This thing is basically Pornhub casting couch collided with anime expo, then someone said “what if the cameraman had dialog options” and just never stopped. You sit there as this scuffed producer who clearly spends more money on lube than on office furniture, and every few minutes some new ridiculous waifu walks into your little fake studio. One moment it’s Hana Uzaki bouncing in like she just left a meme subreddit, the next it’s Tifa trying to pretend she’s shy while her tits are doing the opposite of shy. They sit, they do the awkward “uhh is this on camera?” routine, you poke through text choices, and slowly it goes from “so, what made you want to do adult videos?” to “ok open wide and don’t choke.” The pace is weird in a good way. Sometimes it jumps from small talk to dick in throat like someone skipped a scene in the editing timeline, and honestly that just makes it funnier.
The interviews start out fake-professional, like you’re actually checking their “experience,” but both of you know you’re just working your way to either a sloppy blowjob or full-on vaginal pounding on that poor abused couch. Froppy shows up and does that innocent thing with the big eyes, then suddenly she’s got her tongue everywhere and it turns messy real fast. Kobayashi looks like she got dragged out of a normal office job and then has to deal with a cock that obviously didn’t get cleared by HR. Asuna pretends she’s got standards, then folds the moment you start talking about “exposure” and “future opportunities,” which is darkly realistic in a way that made me laugh way more than it should. There’s a bunch of ahegao moments where they go full crossed eyes, drool leaking, tongue out, like they’re auditioning for a cursed Discord sticker pack. The guy’s dick is comically huge, of course. Every time it pops out, the girl does that little shock reaction, like it’s the first big cock she’s ever seen, even though this is interview number 20 and we all know how this show works. Watching them go from perched on the edge of the seat to totally folded in half, moaning around a mouthful of dick or getting railed till their tits bounce all over the frame, is the main loop, and it doesn’t really pretend otherwise.
What actually sold me is how it leans into being kinda janky but in a charming, “one guy in his bedroom made this instead of sleeping” way. The office feels fake, the setup is fake, the whole “casting” vibe is fake, but the horny is very real. You click through dialog, pretend to care about their backstory from whatever anime they crawled out of, then it goes straight to “ok, lose the clothes” and you’re just there watching Bulma wrap her lips around a cock like she’s testing a new Capsule Corp product. Sometimes the transitions are abrupt, like the scene forgot a line, and you’re suddenly mid thrust with her ahegao face staring at you. There’s this one bit where you go a little too hard with Tifa, and for a second it actually feels like she might tap out, then she just moans louder and pushes back, and you realize the game really wants you to go full send with this casting stuff. They all end up either dripping, drooling, or both, covered in cum and smiling at the camera like they just secured the weirdest job ever. It’s sleazy, it’s horny, it’s self aware, and there’s this one chair leg in the background that is slightly crooked and I swear it moves between scenes and it bothers me way more than anything that happens on that couch.