About this game
You know that thing where you blink and suddenly everything is different? That's Tracer's whole deal, right? Except here the "blink" is her somehow managing three guys at once without any of them catching on. The game calls it her "hidden skill" and honestly, the mental image of McCree, Hanzo, and Reaper all standing around thinking they're getting solo attention while she zips between them is the funniest thing I've seen all week. The art is rough, like someone drew it on a napkin during a boring meeting, but somehow that makes it better.
The whole thing runs on clicking a blue circle on her armor. That's it. Click the circle, she changes position. Click again, new position. There's no rhythm game or meter to fill, just you clicking while these three Overwatch dudes stand there with their massive, frankly concerningly proportioned equipment out. Hanzo looks confused. Reaper looks... well, Reaper always looks like that. McCree has his hat on the whole time because of course he does. The animation cycles are janky in a way that loops awkwardly, like a gif that hasn't quite figured out where it starts and ends.
I wish there was more to do. Not like, emotional depth or anything, but maybe a fourth guy? Or some sound? It's dead silent except for my own breathing and the mouse clicks, which feels weirdly clinical for what's supposed to be a gangbang. My cat jumped on the desk during one session and I had to explain nothing to nobody because it's just me here, but still.
The game knows exactly what it is. Tracer keeps smiling through the whole thing, this frozen grin that says "I'm the fastest woman alive and you're all just catching up." It's stupid and horny and doesn't pretend otherwise. The big cocks tag is accurate to a degree that borders on anatomical impossibility. I clicked through every position in about two minutes and then sat there wondering if competitive Overwatch players know this exists. They probably do. They definitely do.