About this game
That little loading screen with the pixelated cards shuffling. I don't know why I sat there watching it for like thirty seconds. The game is Strip Poker with a real model, a blonde who looks like she walked out of a late night cable show from 2003. Not complaining. She's got that slightly bored expression that somehow makes the whole thing hotter, like she's doing you a favor by being here.
The poker logic is weird. You're trying to find a higher combination than your opponent, but the way it presents hands feels almost like a puzzle game. I spent way too long on one round where I had three queens and somehow still lost. The rules aren't explained. You just click cards and hope. When you win, she removes something. A glove first, which felt oddly formal. Then the other glove. I was getting genuinely frustrated by the third round because I couldn't tell if the game was rigged or if I'm just bad at poker. Probably both. The striptease aspect is slow, deliberate, not trying to be classy about it. She maintains eye contact with the camera in a way that's almost confrontational.
There's a lesbian tag but I never saw another character. Maybe it unlocks later? I kept losing at the same point, her down to her underwear, me clicking random cards like an idiot. The real model thing works though. She's not animated, just photographs that change based on game state. Something about the low production value makes it feel more intimate than those polished 3D games. Like finding an old magazine under someone's bed. The card game logic is broken or I'm missing something obvious. Either way, I kept playing longer than I planned.