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ok so the narrator in this game is basically a sarcastic little shit who lives in the text box and he hates you. not in a mean way, more like how your buddy roasts you for tripping but then helps you up. you move in with Mia and right away the game throws at you this whole thing where every dumb dialogue choice you pick spirals into absolute chaos. like i clicked a line just to see her tits bounce, which they do, the 3dcg is kinda stiff but honestly that makes it funnier when her massive chest just has its own physics ignoring reality. the comedy actually lands most of the time which is rare in these, usually the jokes are cringe but here the narrator calling you out for being a thirsty idiot feels earned.

the relationship stuff is actually where it gets weirdly good. Mia has these moments where she goes from flirty roommate to genuinely charming and then the narrator interrupts to remind you that you just tried to peek at her in the shower like two minutes ago. i wish there was more actual sex scenes instead of just setup and awkward comedy beats but whatever, the game is clearly going for laughs over fap material. dick joke. anyway the big tits are big, that tag isn't lying, and they get a lot of camera attention during the more intentionally cringey moments when the narrator is losing his mind over your choices. male protag is a blank slate but that's the joke, you're just a vessel for bad decisions.

the humor tag is doing heavy lifting here, it's not a porn game really, it's a comedy that happens to have boobs. reminds me of those old flash games on newgrounds where the writing was sharp even if the renders were janky. best accidental self owns award goes to the scene where you try to act cool and the narrator straight up pauses the game to make fun of your dialogue tree path. i forgot what i was saying. the end.

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