About this game
You know what gets me about these Oppai Games Quickie things? The pool. It's always the pool. I'm clicking through, right, and there's this blonde with a chest that defies every law of buoyancy, and I'm thinking, this is exactly the kind of dramatic event the description promised. A university pool visit gone wrong. Or right. Depends on your angle.
The whole thing is a visual novel with choices, but let's be real, you're not here for branching narrative that rivals Disco Elysium. You're here because the character art is doing that specific thing where the anatomy is just slightly, beautifully unhinged. The blonde's proportions are ridiculous in the best way, like someone took a normal person and hit the inflate button twice. The romantic tag is doing some heavy lifting though. It's more like... a very direct negotiation by the poolside that escalates fast. I kept picking the dumbest dialogue options just to see if the game would punish me, but it just sort of nods along and gets to the point. Which is fine. Sometimes I want a visual novel that respects my time, you know? Not a 40-hour epic about feelings. Just a quick, unpolished romp where the drama is "will they or won't they" and the answer is always yes, within five minutes.
I wish the choices mattered more. They won't, obviously, that's not the deal here. But there's this one moment where you can either be smooth or a complete idiot, and the outcome is identical. The text just changes flavor slightly before the same scene plays out. It's like ordering a different sauce at McDonald's. Still getting nuggets. The background art is... there. Functional. Nobody's looking at the pool tiles when there's a character taking up 80% of the screen. My brain kept drifting to those old Newgrounds dating sims, the ones where you'd click through text at light speed just to unlock the gallery. This has that same energy, but with a sheen of modern polish that makes it feel less like a guilty secret and more like a deliberate, bite-sized indulgence. The "quickie" name is honest. Brutally honest. No pretensions about being a sweeping romance. Just a pool, a problem, and a very specific solution.