About this game
The whole thing starts with a comic convention, right? You’re this struggling artist, and then some weird cosmic bullshit happens and you literally become your own OC. A superhero with powers. It’s that kind of setup. But the first thing I did, I’m not even kidding, was use x-ray vision to peek through a wall at a neighbor. Her name’s Helena or something, from DC I think, and she’s just there in her apartment. The game doesn’t make a big deal about it, you just click and the clothes are gone. It’s so blunt. The 3DCG models have that plastic look, but the proportions are insane. Tifa’s chest is just… it defies physics in a way that’s almost funny.
Then you get this sandbox thing going. You can fly around a city map that feels like a bootleg Pokémon route and just… grope people on the street. There’s a meter for it. I maxed it out on Black Cat, just walking up behind her and grabbing her ass. The animation loops are janky, she does this little surprised jump and then her face goes all ahegao, tongue out and eyes rolling back. It’s so abrupt it loops back around to being hot. The corruption system is there but it’s thin, you just repeat actions and numbers go up. I had Jessie from Final Fantasy in a handjob scene in an alley and the sound effect for the… you know, the finish, sounded like a wet sponge hitting a tile floor. I couldn’t stop laughing.
But the weirdest part is the anal scenes. You unlock them and it’s like the game suddenly remembers it has a physics engine. The clipping is terrible, body parts merge through each other, but the expressions they put on the faces are so over the top desperate. There’s a scene with Danny Phantom’s mom? I don’t even know how she got here. You’re supposed to be this male protagonist with superpowers but half the time you’re just standing there while the game cycles through a titfuck animation that looks like two water balloons fighting. I forgot to even check if there was a main story after the first hour. The whole thing is a mess of parody characters and sticky, looping animations. It’s not good, but I kept clicking.