A Knight's Tale

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★ 4.1 (14 votes) 7.3K plays Instant Play

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My collection of cute NSFW characters is getting pretty big and this knight one, he's a mess. A beautiful mess. The CG hentai scenes are what I'm here for, obviously, and they deliver that soft, shiny look I like, all big eyes and impossible bodies. Alice's daughter, the one you're training to be a knight? Her design is top tier kawaii, I want a figure of her. But the whole plot is this guy sweating because he has a wife named Cathy, a cute servant Lydia, and now feelings for Alice too. Cheating is the tag, so you know where this is going, but the history setting makes it feel a little more dramatic than just some modern NTR story.

The visual novel parts are fine. You click, they talk. I spent way too long on one minor detail, the way Lydia's apron sits. It's not historically accurate at all, like something from a fantasy maid cafe, but who cares. The dialogue can be stiff, like it was run through a translator twice, but then suddenly there's a line that's so blunt and dirty it makes me snort. I wish there was a way to just stay faithful, a pure route, but that won't happen. This is a cheating simulator with a coat of medieval paint.

I remember one scene with the wife where she's just so trusting, and you're already thinking about the servant girl's chest. The contrast is the whole point, I guess. Makes you feel like a real scumbag. The art is the main draw, seriously, the CG's are saved in a special folder now. But the sound? There's like one looping lute track that after ten minutes made me want to throw my phone. I muted it and put on some lo-fi instead, much better vibe for watching a knight ruin his marriage. The story is just a delivery system for the pretty, explicit pictures, and on that level, it's a success.

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