About this game
I keep a little pink notebook for my collection, rating the waifus on cuteness and lewd energy. Yor gets five stars, obvs. The 3D model is kinda jank, her neck does this weird thing when she tilts her head, but the animators knew what they were doing with the bounce physics. I wish the sandbox part let you actually walk around the apartment instead of just clicking static backgrounds, but whatever, it's a free parody game. The dating sim dialogue choices are super basic, like "be nice" or "be horny" and the nice option still leads to her blushing and unbuttoning her blouse. Which, fine by me.
The first time you trigger the vaginal sex scene, the animation loops a bit awkwardly, her leg clips through the couch cushion. I laughed but also, you know, didn't stop watching. The male protagonist is this faceless dude, standard for these things, but his grunting sounds like he's lifting furniture. I muted it and put on some lo-fi instead, way better vibe. There's a moment where she whispers something about "doing anything for a boyfriend" and the voice acting, if you can call it that, is just these breathy little gasps. It's cheap but effective, like instant noodles. Wait, I said I wouldn't mention food. The romance path is a joke, you can max her affection in like five clicks and then she's riding you on the kitchen counter. The parody aspect of Spy x Family is barely there, they just slapped her name and hair buns on a generic model and called it a day. Loid who? Anya never even shows up.
My notebook entry for this one has a little doodle of a broken heart next to a star. The mobile game port is clunky, buttons too small on my phone, kept tapping the wrong dialogue by accident. One time I accidentally quit mid-scene and had to restart the whole day cycle. The sandbox elements are just a fancy menu, don't let anyone tell you different. But the animated segments, when they work, have this glossy 3DCG sheen that makes the skin look like polished plastic in a way that's honestly kind of hot. I'm contradicting myself, I know. The cum effects are over the top, like someone dumped a bucket of white paint. I wish there was a gallery mode to just replay the scenes without the fake dating sim grind. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?