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Hentai ★ 3.3
Bayonetta ass fucking creampie
The first thing you notice isn't Bayonetta's iconic glasses or her hair, it's how the artist drew her boobs. They're massive, like someone inflated them with a bicycle pump and forgot to stop. And honestly, that's the whole mood here. This isn't some deep character study. It's a Halloween themed smash fest where the famous witch and her friend, who looks suspiciously like Jeanne but let's not get into copyright law, decide that what their night really needs is a pair of decomposing zombie dicks. The zombies are genuinely gross. Like, chunks missing, skin the color of old guacamole gross. There's a weird charm in how unapologetically ugly they are, a real "we have Frankenstein's monster at home" energy. You just click the screen. That's the entire gameplay loop. Click to make the double anal creampie happen. No stamina bars, no quick-time events, just you and your mouse finger doing the lord's work. The animation is stiff, it loops with all the grace of a flipbook made by a distracted child, but the physics on those big boobs are set to maximum jiggle. It's hypnotic in the dumbest way possible. I wish there was a sound effect, a squelch, a moan, anything. The silence is deafening. You just hear your own breathing and the click of the mouse. It makes the whole thing feel like a medical procedure. A very, very lewd medical procedure. The cumshot animation is generous though, a real paint job. Bayonetta's face never changes from that default slutty pout, even when she's getting filled up. She's a professional. For a browser game you pull up, enjoy for two minutes, and then close the tab so fast your browser history gets whiplash, it delivers exactly what the thumbnail promises. The anal penetration is front and center, no subtlety, just a witch getting railed by Halloween rejects. The creampie finish is the whole point, and it doesn't skimp on the mess.
Rough Sex ★ 3.2
Porn Bastards: Bayonetta [v 1.3]
Right, Porn Bastards doing Bayonetta. Because of course they are. You know the drill with these. Click, click, click. The story they wrote is... there. Something about angels and demons and a hair suit, I think? I skimmed it while waiting for the good part, honestly. It's like reading a wiki summary written by someone who only watched the cutscenes on YouTube at 1.5x speed. But you don't come to this series for the lore, you come to fiddle with sliders. And oh, the sliders. You can make her chest so ridiculously huge it defies physics, which is exactly the point. Give her a tan, change the hair, make her look like a completely different witch. The customization is the real foreplay here, spending five minutes just... adjusting things. Don't judge me. Then the actual fucking starts and it's just... aggressive. Rough sex tag is not kidding. It's like two action figures being smashed together by an enthusiastic kid. The sounds are wet and slappy and honestly a bit much after a while. The animation loops are stiff, like her spine is made of that hard candy from the grandma's purse. I wish there was, I don't know, a bit more *witch time* flair? A wicked weave attack that ends... differently. But no, it's just straight to the piston action. It gets the job done, I guess. I was scrolling on my phone during one part, that's never a good sign. Still, seeing Bayonetta, the sexy MILF witch herself, get railed is a specific fantasy. And for that one specific thing, it works. The models are pretty, in that plastic porn bastards way. I just wish the animators put as much love into the movement as the modelers put into the jiggle physics. The jiggle is, admittedly, top tier.
Hentai ★ 2.6
Bayonetta manga porn abuse – Pornography Bastards
I still remember when playing the actual Bayonetta on Switch, just absolutely wrecking angels with those hair attacks, the camera zooming in on that perfect ass in that skintight suit. Classic PlatinumGames stuff. And then here comes this HentaiGO thing reducing her to, well, a wet hole with insult voice lines. You know that moment in the real game when she summons Gomorrah? The power fantasy is unmatched. This forgets all that. It just takes the character model, strips it down (brunette tag, sure, they got the hair color right I guess) and hands you a dick to shove in. So the sick part? The setup is her own sisters sealed her powers for some fertility ritual. I hate how that detail actually works better than half the lazy parody games out there. It gives context to the humiliation tag, makes her anger feel real instead of just being a bad dub away from watching paint dry. She screams, she insults you, the mouse controls are so clunky I misclicked the cum option and it triggered the internal finishing scene. Don't even care about pregnancy fetishes normally but seeing that cumshot inside with no magic to burn it away, just her stuck there powerless. The customization options let you change her expression slightly, like you can choose if she's disgusted or completely broken. I picked disgusted, obviously. Wait, why am I analyzing the story logic of a *** hentai parody? The website's interface is trash, by the way. The pointer drag mechanic feels like one of those old flash dress up games from Newgrounds, but somehow less responsive. You miss the hitbox by a pixel and you're just clicking the background while Bayonetta's sprite loops a generic idle animation. And the sounds are ripped from the original game so every moan is undercut by a random "Let's dance, boys!" clip that plays at the worst possible moments. Makes the whole ultimate humiliation thing feel like a bootleg VHS instead of actual, you know, Porn Bastards quality. I wanted the big cock to actually ruin her composure but the animation is basically two frames sliding back and forth. You hold space to... finish, I think? The cum outside option looks like white paint splatter from MS Paint circa 2004. Wish the hentai tag meant actual drawn frames or at least smear frames like those Japanese flash loops. Wonder if the devs even played Bayonetta 2.
Hentai ★ 3.8
Teaching Days
This isn’t just a game – it’s more like a collection of hentai comic strips. Every page explodes with the sexiest characters from anime, video games, and cartoons, all tangled up in wild lesbian action that doesn’t hold back. Picture Motoko Kusanagi from “Ghost in the Shell” getting fucked hard by Jessie from “Pokemon,” who’s joined by her sexy girlfriend wielding massive strapons. The intensity doesn’t stop there – Chun Li from “Street Fighter” drives into sweet Kitty Pryde from “X-Men” with fierce passion. Explore dark underground complexes with Cammy and her equally insatiable partner, where behind every door lurks some crazy gonzo sex scene. What you see in the first half? Mostly raw nudity and teasing build-up, but if you keep going, the action explodes into even harder, more twisted g/g scenes. Whether it’s big tits bouncing, strapon domination, anal dildo play, or gagball submission, this game has it all. Bayonetta’s naughty dominance meets princess Jasmine’s wild side, layered with 3D giant mistress feet domination and scorching encounters. Every page is alive with raw erotic energy and those familiar faces you love. If hardcore lesbian hentai comics with your beloved gaming and anime icons sounds like your kind of thrill, you won’t want to stop reading now.
Group ★ 4.0
Always Fan v1.0.1
Chris won't stop staring at the back of Emilie's neck where her white hair parts. It's the palest skin I've ever seen in one of these things, like milk that's been sitting in moonlight, and the game keeps letting me choose to just... look. Not touch. Not yet. The first hour is almost chaste which feels wrong for something that tags itself with group sex and lactation but then you're in a back alley and some Naruto-looking motherfucker with whisker marks is trying to pressure her into cosplay prostitution and suddenly the choice wheel spins up and my hands got sweaty. The sound design is just these little wet clicks when you hover over dialogue options. Like someone's mouth opening. It's disgusting. I love it. Kept clicking back and forth just to hear it while Emilie's sprite did that slow blink animation. The Bayonetta parody character shows up later with tits that would genuinely cause spinal damage and the game treats this completely seriously, she's got this tragic backstory about debt and the criminal underworld and I'm sitting there nodding along while her breasts are literally clipping through her costume. Something about the juxtaposition makes it hotter than any of the actual sex scenes so far. The exhibitionism tag comes into play during this festival sequence where you can convince Emilie to wear less and less and the crowd mechanics are never explained, you just see these little thought bubbles from NPCs getting more explicit and the screen gets this pink tint at the edges like you're both blushing. Or maybe it's a bug. The whole game has this handmade quality, like someone's DeviantArt gallery from 2009 that they're still updating out of pure obsession. Some CGs are gorgeous, the one with Emilie in the rain with her dress stuck to her thighs made me forget to breathe, and then the next scene the anatomy goes completely haywire and her neck is longer than her torso. I'm not complaining. Perfection is boring. The romantic path with Emilie has these genuinely sweet moments about grief and protecting each other and then you can immediately pivot to groping a One Piece cosplayer in a bathroom stall and the game doesn't judge you for it. The lactation content is locked behind some choice I apparently missed and I've been clicking through the same save file for an hour trying to find it.