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Humor ★ 3.6
Filthy Ernie Show Ep. 5
The whole thing with Ernie and that goddamn bucket, I didn't get it at first. I'm clicking through, right, and there's Buck, trying his luck with the new nurse, the one with the pink hair. She's got that whole Nurse Joy vibe but like, a version where someone drew her after a few drinks. My hands were clumsy on the keyboard, I kept missing the interaction points. Then I realized the game doesn't care if you're good at it. The shitting scene, when it happens, is so fucking absurd. Cecil just appears with this... device. I laughed out loud, a real ugly snort. The animation is crude, it's all deliberately wrong, but that's the point of the Dirty Ernie Show, isn't it? Heavy Flo is just there, a wall of jealousy in a tight uniform, and I completely forgot about her until she's blocking a doorway. The sounds are the worst part. The splatter effects are so overdone, they loop weirdly. I spent way too long just watching the pixelated mess drip, trying to figure out if it was a glitch or a feature. It's a feature. Definitely a feature. The whole thing runs like a flash animation someone coded in a fever dream. I kept thinking about the agreement. Ernie helps mess up Buck's chance, and the sexy nurse, she's supposed to... you know. The payoff is so broken. She does it, but it's this mechanical, unsexy thing that made my skin crawl in the best way. It's not hot. It's like a punishment for expecting it to be hot. The uniform textures are flat, the patient in the background is just a looped two-frame groan. I wish there was more of the new nurse, honestly. She just sort of... accepts the chaos. Doesn't scream, doesn't run. That blank expression after they get shitted on is what stuck with me. Not the blowjob, not the bucket. Just her face. What the hell is wrong with this game?
Hospital ★ 3.8
Dirty Ernie Demonstrate Ep. 3
Flo, the fiery redhead is hopelessly in love with Buck. However, Buck's focus lies elsewhere, entangled with the seductive nurse. One sultry evening, Flo stumbles upon a secret that ignites her jealousy – the nurse performing a filthy blowjob for Buck. Flo is amazed at Buck’s impressive size. Jealousy gnaws inside her, but even as she desperately seeks his eyes, he refuses to give Flo the time of day. Her longing turns dark, and a dangerous plan begins to hatch in her mind. She decides Nursie must be removed if she wants Buck's touch. Her dirty dreams spiral into visions of murder and control. Every night, she imagines the thrill of ending Nursie’s reign and stealing Buck for herself. The sterile environment of the hospital contrasts with her wild, forbidden thoughts. What she wants is total possession. Flo aches to be the one sucking Buck’s cock, not the nurse. The tension builds, every glance at Buck and Nursie fueling her rage. Can she really erase Nursie from Buck’s life? What’s undeniable twisted obsessions and erotic power plays. Take control of Flo’s dark fantasies and watch the story unfold. Experience the dirty ER nights where uniforms hide secrets and lust runs wild. Are you ready to dive into Flo’s twisted love and lethal fantasies?.