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Jedi games
Cg Hentai ★ 4.1
The Pilot
The first time Hera Syndulla shows up in this thing I actually laughed. Not because it's funny but because the model looks like someone tried to sculpt her from memory after watching Rebels once while drunk. The proportions are... something. Her lekku have this weird stiffness like they're made of foam. But then she starts talking and somehow the writing is good enough that I stopped caring about the jank. That's the whole experience really. You're this Rogue Squadron pilot, young but already carrying that thousand yard stare, and the game sends you bouncing across the galaxy chasing answers about your past. Standard setup. What's not standard is how the dialogue actually makes you feel like a person who's been through shit. The choices aren't deep mechanically but they nail the tone of someone who's tired but still fighting. Liara shows up too because apparently the devs decided Mass Effect and Star Wars exist in the same universe now. Nobody explains this. It just happens. The sex scenes with her are surprisingly tender considering five minutes earlier you were having a crisis about imperial war crimes. The CG art is inconsistent as hell. Some scenes look genuinely good, the lighting on skin during the Hera encounter has this warm cockpit glow that works. Other times characters look like they're made of slightly melted wax. The parody elements are weirdly respectful? Like the game clearly loves these characters even while putting them in situations that would make Disney's legal team have a collective aneurysm. There's a moment where you have to choose between pursuing the truth about your squadron or protecting someone you care about and I sat there longer than I expected for a porn game. The jedi stuff is barely there, more of a background element, which feels like a missed opportunity but also keeps things focused on the pilot fantasy. The whole thing runs in browser and crashed once during a particularly intense scene which honestly added to the experience somehow.
Star Wars ★ 3.3
Jedi Trainer
You ever play one of those trainer games where the art is so good it makes you angry at the actual gameplay? That's this Star Wars parody in a nutshell. The CG hentai scenes are genuinely impressive, like someone spent actual money and time on rendering Ahsoka and Rey getting absolutely railed in ways that would make George Lucas have a heart attack. The character models have this glossy, almost too perfect skin texture that somehow works for the whole sci fi aesthetic. But holy shit the actual game part. It's a clicker. A goddamn clicker with passwords and codes like it's 1998. You need three different codes just to progress. INDIANATK for the lottery ticket, Nispack for whatever the code word does, DASTRA for the smuggler. I spent fifteen minutes trying to figure out where to even input these because the interface is about as intuitive as a brick through a window. The trainer mechanics are barebones, just clicking through dialogue trees that feel like they were written by someone who watched the movies once while drunk. There's this one scene with a Jedi mind trick that goes completely off the rails in the best way possible, but getting there requires the patience of a saint. The replayability is weirdly high if you're just here to wank. The scenes unlock permanently once you find them, so you can skip the garbage game parts after your first run. I keep coming back to the Rey scene even though the dialogue makes me cringe every single time. Something about the way her eyes roll back. Don't judge me. The password system is still bullshit though and I wish they'd just give you a gallery mode from the start instead of making you jump through hoops like a trained porg.
Handjob ★ 4.7
Jedi Corruption v0.1
Jedi Corruption feels like someone took a bootleg Star Wars porno script, spilled lube on it, then actually finished the damn thing. You play as this “Larry Skywalker” guy, who is basically Luke’s horny cousin that never got invited to the council, and your whole job is to drag Rey from “pure light side waifu” into “fucktoy that moans when you snap your fingers”. As a lingerie designer, I’m watching her outfits more than the health bars, sorry not sorry. First time she shows up, she’s still in that desert scavenger vibe, wrapped, covered, way too practical. But as you push the corruption, her clothes slide into that cheap, sinful zone: smaller top, more sideboob, those tight pieces that look like they’d squeak if you rub your hand over them. Feels like somebody modded Victoria’s Secret with space junk and hentai brain. What I like is how dirty it gets without pretending to be classy. Larry doesn’t go “oh Rey, I love you”, he just goes straight for control. You start with small stuff: making her do “training exercises” that are totally not PG, like guiding her hand “to feel the Force” and you’re there thinking, yeah sure, Force, that’s what we call it now. There’s a handjob scene where she’s still kind of shy, looking away, cheeks red, and her movements are awkward, like she learned from some censored holo. And when you push her more, she starts getting into it, fingers tight, hearing her little gasps while Larry talks shit in her ear. It’s not romantic at all, it’s more like watching someone’s moral firmware get cracked in real time. The footjob path is even filthier. At first she acts offended you want her feet, like “Jedi don’t do that”, and then two scenes later she’s pressing her soles on your cock like it’s her main weapon, toes curling, her face twisted with this “I hate that I like this” vibe. The game really loves that moment when her brain snaps, that mind break expression where her eyes soften, mouth open a bit, and you just know the light side is on vacation. Corruption feels slow but in a good, mean way. You’re not just flipping a switch, you’re picking dialogue that pushes her deeper, using Force tricks that make her body obey even when she says no, and then later she remembers how it felt and gets wet just thinking about it. At one point I legit paused and imagined how her corrupted version would look in a lingerie set: soft beige mesh, gold straps around the neck like a slave collar, little blue lights matching the saber, crotch open, obviously. Then I went back to the game and there’s this scene where she kneels in front of Larry, eyes glassy, calling him “master” and you can tell she’s not talking Jedi anymore. The art leans hard into her curves, thighs pressed together when she tries to resist, then spread when she gives in. It’s not subtle, but it’s honest. You get dirty handjobs, obedient footjobs, these brain-melting “I belong to you” moments that would make the actual Luke pass out. And while I was watching Rey get stripped of her morals, I was also quietly thinking, yeah, I’m totally stealing this corrupted-Jedi-slut silhouette for my next underwear line. If Disney sues, whatever.
Big Tits ★ 3.0
Dark Prodigy Simulator v1.0 [Completed]
You know that feeling when a game's jank actually adds to the experience? Like finding a VHS tape of something you weren't supposed to see. This Star Wars parody has that energy, though calling it Star Wars is generous... more like someone's erotic fanfic rendered in 3D models that look like they escaped from a 2005 machinima project. And I mean that as a compliment. The whole thing revolves around training this white haired exile, a Jedi academy dropout who shows up at your Sith bachelor pad practically begging to be corrupted. She's already mastered everything the light side offers, which makes her sound like an overachiever, but really she just wants the forbidden stuff. The stuff that gets you expelled. Shadow manipulation, telekinetic destruction, the works. There's this delicious power imbalance from the start... you're the Dark Lord, she's the eager apprentice, and the training sessions blur lines real quick between combat instruction and something sweatier. Oral scenes hit different when she's kneeling in those robes. The creampie moments feel earned after making her duel for hours. The sandbox structure means you decide what to teach and when, which is nice until you realize the moral corruption system is basically a progress bar for how likely she is to stab you in the back. Trust exercises that end with her mouth elsewhere. Mission outcomes that affect whether she calls you "master" with respect or with that tone that says she's plotting. Her ambition grows whether you want it to or not. Sometimes I'd catch myself actually caring about the power dynamic before remembering I was watching janky 3D models clip through each other during vaginal scenes. The training sequences can get repetitive, like yeah I get it, more telekinesis practice, but then she'll say something that makes you wonder if you're the one being trained. The big tits and ass are there, obviously, but what sticks is how the game makes you second guess every choice. Is she becoming your perfect weapon or are you just sharpening the blade that'll cut you down? No resolution to that by the way, just this lingering unease between sex scenes.