About this game
You ever play one of those trainer games where the art is so good it makes you angry at the actual gameplay? That's this Star Wars parody in a nutshell. The CG hentai scenes are genuinely impressive, like someone spent actual money and time on rendering Ahsoka and Rey getting absolutely railed in ways that would make George Lucas have a heart attack. The character models have this glossy, almost too perfect skin texture that somehow works for the whole sci fi aesthetic.
But holy shit the actual game part. It's a clicker. A goddamn clicker with passwords and codes like it's 1998. You need three different codes just to progress. INDIANATK for the lottery ticket, Nispack for whatever the code word does, DASTRA for the smuggler. I spent fifteen minutes trying to figure out where to even input these because the interface is about as intuitive as a brick through a window. The trainer mechanics are barebones, just clicking through dialogue trees that feel like they were written by someone who watched the movies once while drunk. There's this one scene with a Jedi mind trick that goes completely off the rails in the best way possible, but getting there requires the patience of a saint.
The replayability is weirdly high if you're just here to wank. The scenes unlock permanently once you find them, so you can skip the garbage game parts after your first run. I keep coming back to the Rey scene even though the dialogue makes me cringe every single time. Something about the way her eyes roll back. Don't judge me. The password system is still bullshit though and I wish they'd just give you a gallery mode from the start instead of making you jump through hoops like a trained porg.