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Lord Of The Rings ★ 3.8
Slave Lord [v 1.4.1]
The ring. It’s always about the ring, isn’t it. Not some jewelry to toss into a volcano, but a Ring of Erotic Power, which is so on the nose I had to laugh. You’re the Darklord, back from exile, and your grand strategy for conquering Erolandia isn’t just swords and orcs. It’s fucking. Literally. The magic system runs on sex, so you’re rampaging across the map to enslave princesses and elves, turning them into what the game calls cock-hungry nymphomaniacs. The first girl’s training is a whole thing, a dungeon management sim where you break her down through a series of escalating acts. You can skip it with a cheat button if you’ve done it before, which is a mercy because the clicking gets tedious. The sound effect for stat increases is this little ding that started to haunt me. The writing is... look, it’s a Pinktea game. If you know, you know. The dialogue when a slave’s hunger drops below 30 is a nice touch, they actually ask for food, which is more personality than I expected. I got stuck for a bit in the summoning room after getting the Elfstone from the princess. The Warg scene with Silaira in Muraz is where things get properly monstrous, and then you can summon an elf slave for more scenes. The battle for the Capital felt like an afterthought, a quick text blurb between the real content. I wish the management aspects had more bite, but they won’t ever deepen it. The game saves automatically, which saved my ass when my browser crashed. Oh, and if buttons stop working, you have to fiddle with Flash storage settings, a whole ritual of right-clicking and allowing local data. Very 2016. The thunder clap during summoning made me jump once. I spilled my drink. Never fixed that sticky key.
Bdsm ★ 3.8
The Fall of Galadriel - v0.12.3
So I finally got my hands on this Lord of the Rings parody trainer and honestly the whole premise is so stupid it loops back around to being kind of genius. You play as Sauron after the ring gets destroyed, except instead of being dead you're just... weak. And horny. The first thing you do is go back to Mount Doom because apparently nobody bothered to guard the one place that could kill you. Classic oversight. The game is a point and click sandbox where you basically wander around Middle-earth using your remaining dark powers to mind control and corrupt women. Galadriel is the main target obviously, she's got the big tits and the haughty attitude that just begs for humiliation. The AI generated art is hit or miss, some scenes look surprisingly decent while others have that weird melted face thing going on. But the animations during the sex scenes, especially the sleep sex and groping stuff, they put more effort into those than I expected. There's a whole system where you can strip characters down gradually and they react with this mix of confusion and arousal that's honestly better written than it has any right to be. The BDSM and spanking stuff comes later once you've built up enough corruption. I do wish the blackmail mechanic was deeper, right now it feels like just clicking through dialogue trees until the meter fills up. And the mobile version runs like ass sometimes, frame drops during the voyeurism scenes for no reason. But the humor saves it. There's this one moment where you're trying to be menacing and your character just starts monologuing about how the ring was basically a cock ring metaphor and I lost it. The cosplay angle with the elves is also way funnier than it should be. You can make Galadriel wear this ridiculous outfit that's just a bikini with elf ears and she acts like it's normal. The trainer mechanics are grindy but the payoff scenes with the harem stuff make it worth pushing through. Not sure why the game lets you grope literally every female NPC but I'm not complaining. The sleep sex scenes are probably the most explicit content here, definitely not for anyone looking for romance.