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Simulator ★ 4.1
Strumpets
My phone buzzes. Another spreadsheet notification. I minimize the quarterly report and pull up this thing instead, some browser game about elf brothels. The art is rough, like someone drew it during their own office meeting. One elf has eyes pointing in slightly different directions. But the blowjob animation loops with this weird hypnotic quality and I've been staring at it for like four minutes now. The economy is what gets me though. You start with one girl, some sad looking wood elf with a dead stare, and you send her out to earn copper. Then you reinvest in "upgrades" which is just a menu with sliders. I don't know why watching numbers go up while a poorly drawn elf services clients in the background is so compelling. Maybe it's the contrast. My real job has spreadsheets too but nobody's getting railed on a fur rug in accounting. At least not that I know of. The management layer is thin, just clicking buttons to buy new girls and assign them to streets with fantasy names like "Silvervein Alley." There's no real strategy beyond spend money to make money. But the loop works. I wish the RPG elements went deeper. You get these elf girls but they don't have stats or personalities or anything. Just different hair colors and slightly different moans. The hentai scenes unlock as you upgrade the brothel but there's no narrative thread, no reason to care about any of them. One girl just stares at the ceiling during her scene and I felt weirdly judged. Still clicked through three more upgrades though. The fantasy setting is barely there, just window dressing for the simulator bones underneath. Could've been orcs or humans or sentient furniture and it wouldn't change anything. That's probably the point. I should get back to my actual spreadsheet now.
Teacher ★ 3.2
SexEd
Right off the bat this game knows what it is. The title screen, it's like someone drew it in MS Paint while horny and then just uploaded it. No fucks given. You're the new teacher and the female students literally have one repeating animation where they sway side to side like perpetually drunk penguins. It's so jank I couldn't stop laughing, then I clicked on one and the dialogue was basically "wanna fuck?" with three heart icons. Zero subtlety, I respect that. The core loop is a weird stat grinder. You've got charm and stamina and you just spam talk actions on these girls whose names I already forgot. There's a teacher's lounge where you can "rest" which I guess refills your energy for more... uh, dialogue. Managing your time between classes is the whole game. One moment I'm failing to seduce a purple haired chick because my charm's too low, the next I'm suddenly in a full on explicit scene because I clicked the right dialogue choice by accident. The scenes are static images, badly cropped, but the anatomy is exaggerated in that specific way that makes you go "damn, okay." No animation during sex, just a slide show with a moaning loop that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom. Had to mute it, my neighbors probably already think I'm watching cursed content. I wish the "seduce" tag was more than just raising a number until a meter fills. There's this weird RPG management thing where you buy items like "perfume" but it just adds 5 points. Boring. I'd rather the conversations had more wild, broken English options. "Your eyes are like deep pools of water i want to swim but i cannot swim" type beat. That'd fit the vibe. The Mrs. tag is barely there, I think one teacher NPC exists but she just stared at me and I couldn't even click on her. A phantom NPC, haunting the hallway. Classic. Anyway the whole thing crashes if you click too fast during a scene, so save your game by... oh wait, there's no save button, it's browser based. Just don't close the tab I guess.
Simulator ★ 1.0
TOTG: Brugeria Grondes Brothel (Alpha 1)
Rising from the chaos of a notorious den of vice, where silence now replaces the clamor of past indulgences. Fragments of glass and splintered wood litter your path, remnants of night's unraveling. The haze of amnesia clouds your grasp on recent moments. A distant settlement emerges in sight, yet its streets are hauntingly empty. Why do these deserted homes echo with absence? Mystery surrounds the downfall of the sporting house - your curiosity is the only guide. Seek out the tavern's scattered inhabitants, listen carefully to their cryptic accounts. Stories intertwine, creating a tapestry of lust and menace that you must navigate. Your journey will test your cunning - combat lurks where threats appear. Hostile creatures roam the ruins, testing your resolve and strength. Gather crucial items to unlock hidden avenues, foster friendships, and decide your fate. Explore a meticulously crafted top-down RPG realm where every choice counts. Your path leads to answers - or unravels further enigmas. What role will you embrace?. Forge your legacy amidst temptation and turmoil, carving your own legend. Embrace the challenge that lurks beyond the shattered threshold and allow passion and peril to steer your path through darkness and desire.