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Anal ★ 3.9
Suhper Mahrio World #1 v1.0 [Completed]
I tracked 47 distinct route variations in this one, and that’s before accounting for the branching that happens if you let the goblin stamina meter deplete too fast. The core setup is a corrupted Mario parody where the princess, voiced with this flat AI affect that somehow makes the domination scenes more clinical, is dragged through worlds. The sewer level. I spent 40 minutes on the sewer level alone. The texture work is deliberately muddy, like someone smeared vaseline on a CRT monitor, but the goblin AI CG faces have this hyper-detailed grotesqueness that clashes. You can unlock a narration toggle that describes Peach’s internal monologue in a dry, statistical breakdown of her arousal, which is the most interesting thing buried in the options menu. The blowjob mechanic relies on a rhythm minigame that’s never explained. You just fail it repeatedly until you realize the prompt isn’t about timing but about matching the monster’s thrust vector, which is a weird design choice for a game that otherwise just wants to show you vaginal and anal scenes with fantasy creatures. The story is there, supposedly, about finding a castle, but it’s just a delivery system for the next goblin encounter. I kept a spreadsheet of unlockable CGs. 23 total. The blonde princess model recycles the same three facial expressions, but one of them, the dead-eyed stare during the oral scene with the slime monster, loops perfectly with the voiced moans in a way that feels like a glitch they decided to keep. I think the domination tag is misleading. It’s more about passive endurance. Peach never really reacts with struggle, just a narrated resignation. The anal scenes unlock only after a specific world transition, which I missed completely on my first run because I didn’t realize the warp pipe dialogue choice was a binary path selector. The hentai logic here is strange, the goblins have more personality than the main characters. The parody elements stop mattering after the first ten minutes, it just becomes a sequence of monster encounters with a blonde princess model. The AI CG sometimes generates extra fingers, which, for a game about goblins, feels almost on purpose. The vaginal creampie scene has a weird physics glitch where the fluid doesn’t reset between loops, so it accumulates, which I guess is a feature for some people. The story text says they’re traveling worlds but it’s just three backgrounds repeating. I don’t know why I expected a castle.
Cumshot ★ 3.9
Princess Peach tentacles sex
In one of those rare and short moments of peace the Princess Peach was out in her garden when she suddenly struck and bit by a tentacled beast. The creature now has the ability to perform almost any task it wishes by utilizing our royal blonde, because there's no one in the vicinity. This creature has just one thing on its list of things to do the princess Peach! Today Princess Peach will be fucked by multiple tentacles within almost all of her fissholes. Mario probably hasn't cleaned the pipes in these pipes prior to. He ought to have been more attentive to the Princess Peach's needs. It seems that she's a intensely bumming every hole using the cum shower.
Pov ★ 3.4
Peach titfucking cum-shot
This hentai parody is simple to play and pretty most all you need to do is hit the game screen anytime you like and it will prompt you tuck into Princess Peach's gorgeous facial features and tits as the rest of the time, she'll give you a great job! If you only had 1UPs from the videogames of the "Super Mario Bros" series were as thrilling!
Princess Peach ★ 3.8
Peach Untold Tale
Step alongside Princess Peach, Daisy, or Rosalyna as they embark on a wickedly erotic journey where fantasy and danger intertwine in the most intoxicating ways. Select who you'll embody in this scandalous romp: the ever-alluring Peach, the bold and spicy Daisy, or the enigmatic Rosalyna - and craft her look to fit your deepest fantasies before the chaos begins. Your choices drive the story forward, leading you through heated battles, steamy trysts, and forbidden pleasures that leave no fantasy untouched or unexplored. Navigate this salacious arcade experience with precision using your mouse and keyboard, making split-second moves to unlock scenes overflowing with passion, blowjob temptations, and cumshot climaxes. Engage with a racy reinterpretation of Nintendo’s iconic characters, casting them into scenarios dripping with forbidden desire, from teasing oral sessions to wild gangbangs under the Mushroom Kingdom's sultry moonlight. Start playing now and dive into a world where every level pushes you deeper into fantasies involving blonde princesses, risqué encounters, and volcanic orgasms that shatter your limits.
Bowser ★ 2.4
Peach hentai creampie – cum explosion
Bowser's cock is the size of Peach's forearm and the game doesn't pretend otherwise. She's chained up in the middle of a cage, that blonde hair everywhere, and the crowd is just... there. Watching. You don't get a fight. You get a foregone conclusion and a creampie button. I mean that literally, there's a cum icon you press when you're done lining up the animation just right. It's so stupidly direct I almost respect it. The whole thing runs on this janky cycle. Drag the monster cock, watch Peach's expression go from defiant to broken, repeat. The chain rattles. Sometimes you notice the crowd sprites are just copy pasted three times. Who cares. The public part is what gets me, the idea that this isn't some dungeon secret but a show. Bowser's got an heir to make and he's not shy about the process. The humiliation tag does heavy lifting here, her princess dress torn just enough, the way the cage traps the scene like a stage. I wish there was more resistance from her but that's not the point of this, is it. You know what's weird? The color palette. It's almost too bright, too cheerful for what's happening. Like a carnival tent got dropped into a hentai. The animation loops are short, maybe four frames, so you're mostly just repositioning and imagining the in between. The big finish is what you're here for, that cum explosion inside her, and the game doesn't skimp on the mess. It's crude. It's exactly what the description promises and nothing else. No minigames, no story branches, just Bowser's monster cock and a princess who's stopped waiting for Mario. The dishonor feels weirdly complete because the game never lets you forget where you are. That crowd never leaves.
Nintendo ★ 4.2
Queen Peach Super Hj
Peach finally gets the respect she deserves, and it only took a browser tab and zero plot armor. The whole setup is so dumb it loops back to genius. You click the cock. Not a metaphor. Literally click between Bowser's spiked monster, some human dude, a Koopa, whatever. Then you click NEXT like you're skipping a YouTube ad, and her hand speeds up until the money shot paints her face. That's it. That's the game. No stamina bar, no dialogue tree, no "save the kingdom" filler. Just blonde royalty jerking off Nintendo's entire bestiary because apparently that was her only real skill all along. The animation is rough. Like, someone learned Flash in 2007 and said "good enough" rough. But honestly? It fits. This isn't trying to be a triple-A hentai epic. It's a shitpost with a cum button. And the facial at the end actually lands different depending on which cock you picked, which is more variety than I expected from a game where the main interaction is clicking NEXT. The Bowser one is the funniest because his dick is basically a traffic cone with spikes around the base. Peach doesn't flinch. Queen behavior. One thing that bugs me, and I'll never get over it, is that the Koopa cock is just... there. No shell, no context. Just a green dick floating in space. Could've done something with the shell. Missed opportunity. But whatever. You're not here for lore. You're here because you saw "Princess Peach handjob" and your brain short-circuited. Fair. It delivers exactly that, no more, no less. The sound design is nonexistent, which is somehow worse than bad sound. Just silence while she works. Like a mime at a gloryhole.
Super Mario Bros. ★ 4.3
Assfucking Daisy
Drive your big cock all the way into Daisy’s tight little asshole, slamming her hard and fast Adjust your fucking rhythm, pounding Daisy's asshole just how you want it, making her moan louder with every brutal stroke. Princess Daisy’s soft skin glistens, her tight ass gripping your cock as you ram her nonstop, leaving her gasping for more. Choose the moment to blow your hot load inside Daisy’s tight ass, flooding her with sticky, scorching cream. Fuck Daisy doggystyle until she’s soaked and creaming as you explore every inch with your hard cock. Your cock stretches her tight asshole slowly or fast, depending on the speed you pick, making her quiver as you unload again and again. Keep pounding that sweet asshole, feeling every squeeze until you blow your load deep and watch her swallow every drop. Daisy waits for you to set the pace - whether slow and sensual or wild and relentless, make her anus your playground. It’s princess meets raw lust, as you dominate Daisy’s asshole with every hard thrust and every hot creampie.
Mario ★ 4.1
Peach facefuck deepthroat swallow
The sprite work here is genuinely unsettling in a way I don't think the creator intended. Peach's eyes are these blank blue dots that never change expression while Bowser's cock, rendered with way more detail than anything else on screen, stretches her jaw into a shape that defies basic anatomy. I kept clicking just to see if her neck would snap. It doesn't. The animation loops are maybe four frames total, this jerky piston motion that reminds me of those old Flash cartoons on Newgrounds where you could tell someone learned tweening about twenty minutes ago. The sound design is just... Mario jump noises. Every time Bowser thrusts, it plays the coin collect sound. I'm not making this up. You get this pavlovian response where you hear that familiar "bling" and your brain expects a mushroom powerup but instead Peach's throat bulges in this crude pixelated way. The cumshot mechanic is tied to a meter that fills up based on how long you hold the spacebar, and when it triggers, Bowser makes the same roar he does in Mario 64 when you throw him into a bomb. I laughed out loud the first time. Then I felt weird about laughing. Then I kept playing anyway because honestly, what else was I going to do with my evening? The swallowing mechanic is where things get genuinely bizarre. You have to time a second spacebar press to make Peach gulp, and if you miss the window, cum just sort of dribbles out in these sad little pixel droplets while a distorted version of the "you died" jingle plays. The game calls this a "facial abuse" fail state. I failed it three times before I figured out the timing. The whole thing has this bootleg energy, like someone ripped sprites from a ROM and fed them through a blender with a bunch of hentai tropes they half-remembered from browsing fakku in 2007. There's no game over screen, no win condition, just this endless loop of degradation set to music that's clearly the underground theme played at half speed. I think the koopa king would want it this way.
Pov ★ 4.1
Peach fuck hentai point of view
Looking for a bitchy blonde princess who knows exactly what she wants? Princess Peach is the one you’ve been waiting for. Her massive, bouncing breasts strain against her dress, making her look like the ultimate slut ready to ride you hard. Like Mario smashing blocks, she’s quick to hop on your pulsating dick. She clings to your cock with more intensity than Mario smashing through his world. She’s one of those princesses who skips underwear just to savor every inch of you. Riding your thick cock is the only agenda she has in mind right now. Feel every thrust and moan up close with the immersive first-person viewpoint. Mario’s out of the picture – Princess Peach craves nothing but your raw passion. Beneath her royal attire lies a dirty little secret eager to be unleashed. Her relentless riding will push you to the edge again and again. Claim your prize and fuck the princess like she’s been begging for all along.
Blowjob ★ 4.2
Pioneer of Krystal v2
Flight response kicking in watching Bowser clip through the flagpole again. The hitbox on that thing. My spreadsheet's got four separate tabs now, one for each princess variant, tracking the different ending states. Peach's route consistently gives the highest corruption percentage but Daisy's animation set, specifically the warp pipe sequence, loads faster after the third loop. 17.3 seconds average on my machine. That matters when you're grinding out the gallery. Rosalina's Luma assist mechanic. Never triggers when I want it to. The description says random chance but my data shows a clear bias toward activating during the Koopa Troopa scenes, 73% of the time, almost never during the boss fights where it would actually change the outcome. Pointless cosmic fluff. The sound design for her star bit collection has this metallic ping though that I keep turning up. Don't ask me why. The voice clips are all recycled from some other project, you can hear the splice points if you listen on headphones. "Let's-a go" cuts off mid syllable in one of the Bowser Jr. encounters and it's driving me nuts. Found a sequence break in World 4-2. If you trigger the Tanooki suit pickup during the exact frame Peach's dress renders, the physics go haywire and her model stretches across the entire map. Broken spaghetti limbs everywhere. Somehow that glitched state unlocks the secret gallery image in slot 47 that I'd been missing for three days. The completion percentage on my main menu finally hit 100% and I felt nothing. Just starred at it. The image itself is just Daisy doing something with a fire flower that defies biology. Not even the weirdest thing in the folder. I've organized my save states by frame count now. This isn't healthy but neither is the clipping on Mario's mustache during the princess sandwich scene in World 8. Mrs. Sakurai watch out.
Hentai ★ 3.6
Mario is Missing: Peach's Untold Tale
Another game on the computer about Mario and Princess Peach. Like all games, the story starts with Mario disappearing, and the Mushroom Kingdom at risk. Only you can be able to save Mario. Therefore, take a look at the screen for sports. The first step is to choose a character that you can play. It could be a patrician Peach or someone from the Pokemon cartoons or even Queen Zelda. After you have selected a character and the game begins, it will begin. Make use of the WASD buttons to move the character, and the keys to jump. You must explore the castle in search of the right things. You may meet a variety of creatures along your way. You must kill them. If you're victimized by an intruder. Then he could sexually assault your female partner. So beware. The main goal of the game is to find Mario and protect the Mushroom Kingdom from the invaders. Do it quickly.
Blowjob ★ 3.7
Double Arcade
This game offers a quick but intense choice where you can either fuck a tempting brunette, losing yourself in the moment choosing to fuck Princess Peach, the iconic princess herself, in a steamy romp. Either choice slams you into a world of eager bodies and wet mouths ready for your cock. Feel the heat rise as you fuck that brunette, her hair tangled while she gasps beneath you. Your hands grab her hips hard while she cries out, the taste of her juices thick on your tongue. The famous princess drops to her knees fast, eager to suck you dry and beg for more. You pound her tight pussy, watching her arch back and scream your name through the pleasure. When you finally cum, it’s an unabashed mess – dripping, sticky, and leaving you both panting and spent. Hit restart and dive back into either the brunette’s tight grip or Princess Peach’s open legs to replay the filthy fun. Simple but savage, this game strips everything down to the core pleasure of fucking beautiful women. For those who love jumping straight into raw, explicit encounters with iconic characters or steamy brunettes, this game is ready to fuck your senses.
Paizuri ★ 4.0
Queen Peach hentai titfuck
Dive into a wildly entertaining parody minigame that finally spills the beans the secret behind Bowser’s relentless attempts to kidnap Princess Peach over the years. Forget about kingdom politics or power plays - this time, the reason is delightfully simple and downright cheeky: Princess Peach has the most irresistible boobs in the entire Mushroom Kingdom, and Bowser – the big bad lizard himself – is absolutely obsessed with them. In this game, you’re thrown right into the heart of the action where Bowser’s not just scheming to snatch Peach away; he’s after her voluptuous curves with a fervor that’s both hilarious and incredibly explicit. It’s a tongue-in-cheek romp filled with risqué humor, playful innuendos, and plenty of steamy encounters that go far beyond your average minigame hijinks. Bowser’s fixation on titjobs and boobjobs takes center stage, bringing a naughty twist to every scene, making it impossible to look away from the ridiculous yet strangely captivating antics unfolding before you. The gameplay itself keeps things simple but engaging, focusing on quick, satisfying interactions that keep you coming back for more. You’ll get to experience Bowser’s unrelenting desire as he tries to fulfill his wild fantasies, all while navigating through a series of cheeky challenges that escalate in intensity. The game’s charm lies in its unapologetic rawness and the way it leans fully into its adult-themed parody without holding back. Every frame oozes with a playful vibe that blends iconic characters with a bold, erotic edge you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the outrageous scenarios, or the steamy fanservice, this minigame delivers it all with a mix of crude humor and surprisingly polished gameplay mechanics. It’s a guilty pleasure for fans who’ve always wondered what would really drive Bowser’s obsession with Princess Peach beyond the usual damsel-in-distress storyline. Now, you get to take control and dive deep into this forbidden fantasy playground where lust and laughter collide in the Mushroom Kingdom like never before. So if you’re ready to peel back the layers of this quirky, adult-themed parody and indulge in some seriously suggestive action, jump right in and see why Bowser just can’t resist those perfect peaches. The ultimate taboo titjob adventure awaits – are you brave enough to play?
Super Mario Bros. ★ 4.0
Hot Goomba Blowjob
A pixelated mushroom with angry eyebrows getting his stubby dick sucked. That's the whole game. I don't know what I expected from a browser joint tagged "goomba" but here we are, watching Bowser's most expendable minions get more action than I've had in months. The touch controls are just tap to change the pace, swipe to switch angles. Basic. My thumb cramped up after like two minutes which is honestly pathetic. The pov shifts are jarring. One second you're looking at this goomba's dumb mushroom face, next you're staring at the back of some princess lookalike's head bobbing up and down. The facial at the end caught me off guard, not gonna lie. It lands with this weird splat sound effect ripped straight from an NES cartridge. Actually made me laugh. The whole thing feels like someone discovered Flash animation in 2005 and thought "yeah, this is my magnum opus." The "repopulating" lore in the description is sending me. Like the devs sat down and wrote actual worldbuilding for why goombas fuck. Respect the hustle I guess. There's no real game here though. It's a loop. Tap, watch, cumshot, repeat. The blowjob animation cycles the same three frames and sometimes the collision detection gets confused so the mushroom head clips through her chin. I kept playing anyway. Not sure what that says about me. The lack of polish is almost charming, like finding a crusty VHS tape in your uncle's basement. You know it's wrong but you're still curious what's on it. Anyway the goomba's expression never changes even during the climax which feels like a missed opportunity. That's my real criticism.
Loop ★ 4.3
Goombella Rhythmic Lovemaking
This short, looped animation delivers a filthy parody featuring Goombella. In just about 30 seconds, you'll witness Goombella getting fucked in every imaginable way. The animation captures every juicy detail from deep anal pounding to wet blowjobs. Each motion hits the rhythm perfectly, creating a hypnotic groove, turning a simple loop into an erotic spectacle. Goombella's expressions shift between pleasure and submissive hunger. Cumshots explode in time with the music, splattering messily. The visuals mix classic Super Mario Bros. charm with adult-themed debauchery. If you’re craving a quick, filthy fix that moves with the beat, this parody is your perfect match. It’s designed to keep you hooked, rewinding again and again. Dive into this animated frenzy where every thrust and suck syncs with the music. Whether you're a Super Mario Bros. fan or just love explicit animated hentai, this is exactly what you need to ignite your desire and keep you coming back for more. So hit play, watch Goombella get fucked in sync with the music, and enjoy the ride. Once you start, it’s hard to stop watching the way every motion and moan fits perfectly with the soundtrack. Prepare for a wild, rhythmic romp featuring anal, blowjobs, and cumshots. This little gem combines animation, parody, and hardcore sex for a unique adult experience. Don’t miss out on this perfect storm of groove and grit with Goombella.
Koopa Troopa ★ 4.2
Koopa Troopa Girl
The scoring system is what got me first. Like, you're just watching this koopa get railed and numbers pop up. Points. For fucking. It honestly made me laugh out loud, which is not something I usually do with these things. The whole thing has this goofy energy that's hard to explain unless you're watching it. And it's a musical animation, which I didn't even know was a category I needed. The song is actually kind of catchy in a stupid way. It loops perfectly with the action, and there's this moment where the beat drops right as he switches positions that's just... chef's kiss. The koopa's design is what keeps me coming back though. Those big tits bouncing to the rhythm, and the way her eyes cross slightly during the harder thrusts. There's a point where she's on her back and the shells clattering against the floor in time with the music, I don't know, it's hypnotic. I wish they'd done more with the parody angle honestly. You've got the whole mushroom kingdom and they picked one enemy. Feels like a missed shot. But then again the focus makes it better? I can't decide. The blonde guy is just some dude, no mustache, which bugs me more than it should. He's not Mario, just a blond fuckboy with a decent cock. Which is fine, I guess. The cumshot at the end is generous and lands mostly on her shell which is a weirdly specific detail I appreciated. The animation itself is rough as hell. Not fluid, more like keyframes with a lot of imagination filling the gaps. But somehow that works for it. Makes it feel dirtier. Like finding a sketch in someone's notebook instead of a finished painting. I've gone back to it three times now, always just to check if the song's still stuck in my head. It always is.
Facial ★ 3.8
Bowsettes Castle
Bowsette's mouth doing that thing where the tongue curls just so and Mario's entire face disappears for a second. That frame. You know the one. Right before the paizuri gets really aggressive and the whole screen feels like it's vibrating even though it's just a static image. The sprite work isn't gonna win any awards, it's deliberately crusty around the edges like someone drew it on a napkin after too many beers, but the expressions. Jesus. Bowsette looks so fucking done with him and also completely in control, that half lidded glare while she's mushing his face between her tits. Left and right arrows cycle through positions. That's it. That's the whole mechanic. A slideshow basically. You're not platforming your way out of this one buddy, just clicking through increasingly rough variations. The facial finish caught me off guard because the artist actually understood how the liquid physics should behave across a cartoon plumber's mustache. Some devs put zero thought into that and it shows, here it's meticulously directed. There's a specific shot where Mario's eyes are just white dots and his cap is askew and you can almost hear that wahoo sound effect dying in his throat. Wish there was a back button though. Sometimes you skip past a frame too fast and the right arrow doesn't cycle back around cleanly, you gotta go all the way through the loop again. Annoying. Oh and the original Bowsette comic by Haniwa, the one that birthed this entire genre of horny nonsense, this game is basically a love letter to that exact energy. Not the sanitized fanart version, the raw id impulse of the first sketch. Makes me miss when twitter was good for something other than doomscrolling. Anyway the titjob angles are 10/10, no notes on the compression physics. Just don't expect a game game. It's a fap deck with directional buttons.
Hentai ★ 1.7
NUDE BOWSETE JIGSAW PUZZLE
Bowsette's pussy is literally in pieces and I'm supposed to put it together like some kind of degenerate archaeologist. The jigsaw mechanic is basic as hell, drag and drop, no timer, no punishment for being a horny failure. Just you, a scattered image of the koopa queen turned waifu, and the slow realization that Mario lore has been irreversibly corrupted by the internet. The puzzle pieces snap into place with a wet little click sound that I'm pretty sure they stole from a mobile game ad. You know the ones. Where the mom fails at pulling a pin. The art is that specific flavor of hentai where the anatomy makes sense until you look at the spine. Bowsette's got this expression like she's disappointed in you specifically, which honestly adds to the experience. Her tits defy gravity in a way that would make Nintendo's legal team weep. The whole thing is a parody of Super Mario Bros but it's really a parody of our collective mental decline. Why are we like this. One minute you're jumping on goombas, the next you're assembling a nude puzzle of a fan-made genderbent boss character. The crown is still there though. The Super Crown. Sitting on her head like it didn't cause all this chaos. Respect. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the background was a castle or just some abstract horny shapes. It's abstract horny shapes. The puzzle itself is like 24 pieces maybe, nothing that'll challenge your brain cells, which is good because they've already left the building. You finish it and there's no fanfare, no "congrats you pervert" message, just Bowsette staring at you with those red eyes. What do you want from me. I put you back together. The least you could do is breathe fire or something. Anyway if you're gonna do this, zoom in first. The default view is trash and you'll be dragging pieces across the screen like an idiot. Also the corner pieces are lying to you, they don't all have two straight edges. Classic jigsaw betrayal.
Super Mario Bros. ★ 4.0
Game Over, Daisy! Deluxe
Everyone knows Bowser has a thing for snatching princesses. But now, his foolish minions have mistakenly captured Princess Daisy instead of Peach. Now Bowser faces a dilemma - what to do with Daisy when Peach is nowhere in sight?. Unlike Peach, Daisy’s got a spark that shakes things up. Still, Bowser’s clueless about managing Daisy’s fierce independence. Enter you - the master who knows exactly how to handle and “entertain” a princess like Daisy, transforming her fate completely. In your hands, Daisy experiences a journey from reluctant captive to eager participant in darker desires. Every step pushes boundaries, blending control with rising pleasure to craft an unforgettable experience for Daisy. Her defiance crumbles, replaced by a hunger she never imagined possible. This game blends nostalgic imagery with explicit hentai content, crafting a bold twist on familiar characters. It stands out by merging princess subjugation with detailed sex slave training in a captivating narrative. Take control and show Daisy a world where domination meets desire in ways Bowser never imagined. Engage deeply with a storyline that challenges preconceptions and explores taboo pleasures. Your expertise makes all the difference, converting fear into submission and rebellion into craving. Experience an adult adventure unlike any other featuring your favorite characters in unpredictable roles. Step into the role of the ultimate trainer, guiding her through complexities of power and passion. Are you bold enough to dominate, train, and ultimately own the princess Bowser failed to understand?.
Hinata Hyuga ★ 4.3
WaifuHub: Season 3
The whole thing feels like someone took a bunch of jpegs they definitely shouldn't have and glued them together with a vague idea about a porn audition. It's WaifuHub, and calling it a game is generous. You click through, some girl shows up, you pick a dialogue option that's basically "be nice" or "be a creep," and then she takes her clothes off. Rinse, repeat. I spent way too long trying to get Bowsette to do something other than just stare at me with that stupidly huge cock, and the "casting couch" setup for Chel from El Dorado is so on the nose it's almost charming. The art is all over the place. One second you get a surprisingly decent Rosalina, the next it's a cross-eyed Darkness from Konosuba that looks like it was drawn on a phone during a bus ride. The ahegao faces are the worst offender, just lazy copy-paste jobs that make everyone look like they're having a stroke instead of a good time. But then Zerotwo shows up and the animation, if you can call a two-frame loop that, actually works. The whole thing is a mess of stolen assets and broken dreams, and I genuinely can't decide if the jank is part of the appeal or just sad. The mechanics are nonexistent. You don't really interview anyone. You just click and the clothes vanish. The "big penis" tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for a game that mostly forgets to include the male protagonist's body half the time. It's like a flipbook made by a horny ghost who only remembers the climax and none of the setup. I wish the Ochako scene had even a scrap of the personality from My Hero Academia. It doesn't, and it won't. The Aqua scene is just her crying. I'm not even kidding. That's the whole thing. It's somehow the most honest part of the entire project.