About this game
The whole thing feels like someone took a bunch of jpegs they definitely shouldn't have and glued them together with a vague idea about a porn audition. It's WaifuHub, and calling it a game is generous. You click through, some girl shows up, you pick a dialogue option that's basically "be nice" or "be a creep," and then she takes her clothes off. Rinse, repeat.
I spent way too long trying to get Bowsette to do something other than just stare at me with that stupidly huge cock, and the "casting couch" setup for Chel from El Dorado is so on the nose it's almost charming. The art is all over the place. One second you get a surprisingly decent Rosalina, the next it's a cross-eyed Darkness from Konosuba that looks like it was drawn on a phone during a bus ride. The ahegao faces are the worst offender, just lazy copy-paste jobs that make everyone look like they're having a stroke instead of a good time. But then Zerotwo shows up and the animation, if you can call a two-frame loop that, actually works. The whole thing is a mess of stolen assets and broken dreams, and I genuinely can't decide if the jank is part of the appeal or just sad.
The mechanics are nonexistent. You don't really interview anyone. You just click and the clothes vanish. The "big penis" tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for a game that mostly forgets to include the male protagonist's body half the time. It's like a flipbook made by a horny ghost who only remembers the climax and none of the setup. I wish the Ochako scene had even a scrap of the personality from My Hero Academia. It doesn't, and it won't.
The Aqua scene is just her crying. I'm not even kidding. That's the whole thing. It's somehow the most honest part of the entire project.