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Kitchen ★ 3.9
Grunt: Perverted tales 2
Experience a raw, unfiltered scene where two seductive demon girls eagerly surround one lucky man, their hunger for his cock evident in every movement. These devilish women aren’t shy about what they want; their bodies writhe and grind with an insatiable need, desperate to taste and tease every inch of this guy’s shaft. The kitchen setting adds a taboo edge to their naughty encounter, with the warm glow casting shadows over their glistening skin. You’ll see close-ups of glistening cumshots, dripping skin, and flushed faces as the menage unfolds without limits or shame. Two demon housewives fully committed to the art of seduction, they swap roles seamlessly - licking, sucking, riding - all just to worship the cock between them. This isn’t just some cartoon; it’s a vivid exploration of desire through an adult lens, designed to pull you right into their fevered world. If your cravings run deep for explicit threesome action with fierce demon babes, you won’t be able to look away from this scorching encounter. Dive headfirst into taboo pleasure, where the lines blur between fantasy and lustful reality, and nothing holds back the primal urge to fuck and be fucked.
Big Tits ★ 3.7
Wondrous Three-way
Lucy’s mouth was doing this thing where her lipstick got all smeared and I couldn’t stop staring at the progress circle filling up so slow I thought my mouse was gonna break. The blonde one, May I think, she’s got these massive tits that just defy physics in that red lace thing and the game wants you to click exactly on her left nipple but not the right one? Why. I spent like three minutes just clicking around her collarbone getting nowhere while Lindsey the redhead was already three steps ahead with her fingers somewhere the camera wouldn’t show yet. The scary tag is weird here because nothing’s actually scary unless you count how Lindsey stares directly at you during the threesome setup. Like she knows you’re fapping. Her eyes follow the cursor I swear. The whole thing is this unpolished 3d mess where the lingerie clips through skin sometimes and the brunette’s hair does this stiff lego thing when she moves but honestly that jank makes it hotter somehow. You’re just holding down mouse buttons watching bars fill while these three gorgeous disasters moan and switch positions and the sound design is just... stock grunts layered over each other like a bad remix. The orgy progression is basically find the hotspot, hold click, watch the indicator crawl, next scene. Repeat until everyone’s satisfied. There’s this one moment where Lucy and May are going at it and you have to click the exact spot where their thighs overlap and if you miss by a pixel nothing happens. Frustrating as hell but when it finally triggers and the camera zooms into that messy tangle of blonde and brunette hair I forgot to be annoyed. The replayability is basically zero unless you’re really into that one specific angle of Lindsey’s back arch during the final position. Which I might be. Don’t judge. The whole thing feels like someone’s first blender project that accidentally became fap material and I mean that as the highest compliment possible.
Blowjob ★ 3.9
Fortunate patient 02
Nurses and female doctors in tight uniforms have always caught your eye, you’re absolutely going to lose yourself in this one. From the very first moment, a seductive doctor and her youthful helper are ready to give you the kind of examination that excites every inch of your body. Their enormous bare breasts take center stage as they instantly turn their attention to your throbbing erection. These caring ladies won’t let your hard-on go unattended for long. Every scene is beautifully rendered in 3D animation, designed to showcase the sumptuous curves and expert skills of these busty beauties. Watch as those gigantic tits are used in all kinds of erotic ways to drive you wild – from deep, wet paizuri to intense titfucking sessions. The controls are straightforward so you can focus on turning up the heat however you like. Every interaction, every slick touch pulls you further into this naughty fantasy of lust and domination. Combining elements of hentai and adult comics, this game satiates your craving for three-way action with hot, big-breasted Asian girls. Get lost in the erotic world of lucky patients being treated by horny, big-titted nurses. With explosive cumshots, intense breast play, and vivid titfuck animations, every moment is packed with lust and decadence. Forget boring roleplay - these busty babes know exactly how to satisfy your cravings from the first glance to the last climax. For lovers of hentai, porno comics, and big-breasted Asian chicks giving head and riding hard, this game nails every kink.
Humor ★ 4.7
Candy Shop - Super-fucking-hot Ball
From the previous video game of this collection you most likely alreayd anticipate that the experiments of our sweet team in some cases go genuine insane. However this time around they are going to obtain terrible carzy because the brand-new fuckable hottie constructed out of sugary foods will certainly be the version of an adversary herself! And also our talanted tester Andy wont manage it on his very own... so prepare yourself for a wonderful and world-saving threesome this time around!
Hentai ★ 3.2
Crossing bowl lesbian edition
I don't know who thought "what if we took a cup game, like for actual children, and just drenched it in anime bush" but that dev is probably untouchable on the chaos alignment chart. It's just Saeko Busujima. All Saeko, all the time, her and the other Highschool of the Dead girls in poses that would make the manga author rise from the grave and high-five somebody. My brain is absolute dog water at tracking fast things, the glasses zoom around like they're personally offended you want to see pixelated yuri, and I'm sitting there sweating, mashing my mouse like I'm diffusing a bomb just to get a cunnilingus shot that doesn't even have proper motion. Fe
Action ★ 3.9
Castellum Res Venereae 4
This episode delivers a slew of twelve erotic encounters while you’re armed with a deadly sword. Hit Space to swing your sword, cutting down anything that dares stand between you and freedom. Your mission remains relentless: make your way through the labyrinthine castle, using Arrow keys to hit the exit door. Expect to be stopped by savage monsters, overwhelming gangbangs, and brutal encounters that threaten to overpower you. Prepare for a relentless barrage of provocative scenes that mix savage action and dirty pleasure. The castle’s dark corners hide both deadly foes and forbidden pleasures like messy threesomes and chaotic gangbangs, all wrapped in fast-paced arcade combat. Swing your blade fiercely to defend yourself against monstrous hordes eager to drag you back into the castle’s depths. The explicit content isn’t just window dressing - it’s woven tightly into the brutal struggle to survive these haunted halls. Stay nimble and ready, mastering your controls to burst through the castle’s defiled halls and reach the exit door. This chapter pushes boundaries, blending hardcore adult scenes with fierce sword battles to deliver a wild, unforgettable experience. Face the castle’s twisted horrors, brandishing your sword as you plunge through a dozen erotic scenes and deadly threats en route to freedom.
Big Tits ★ 3.9
Nami and Nico Robin Fuckfest
The whole thing kicks off with that classic anime amnesia, you know the drill. You're face down on the deck of the Going Merry, saved from drowning, and the first thing you see is Nami's tits and Robin's knowing smirk. No Luffy screaming about meat, no Zoro getting lost. Just you and two of the most wanted women on the Grand Line. The setup is so aggressively convenient it's almost a parody, and honestly, that's the charm. It doesn't pretend to be anything other than a flimsy excuse to get their clothes off, which happens with a few determined clicks. The art style is that specific era of Flash animation where everything looks slightly melted, like a popsicle left in the sun, but somehow that makes Nami's ridiculous proportions and Robin's perpetually unimpressed expression even funnier. You start by pawing at their chests like a horny zombie, and the feedback is immediate. A little jiggle here, a monotone moan there. The real meat of it, if you'll pardon the phrase, is the POV angle when you finally get down to business. The threesome sequence is a masterclass in logistical nonsense. At one point you're inside Robin while Nami is just... there, contorted into a position that would make a yoga instructor weep, touching herself. The cumshot mechanic is a simple meter you fill by rubbing, and when it triggers, the game doesn't hold back on the explicit finish. It's messy, it's anatomically questionable, and the sound design is basically a wet slapping noise on a loop. I wish there was more to do with the actual pirate setting. You're on a ship, for fuck's sake. Where's the barrel of rum? The suspiciously placed sea prism stone handcuffs? It's a missed opportunity for some roleplay flavor. Instead, it's a very direct, almost clinical progression. Touch boob. Touch pussy. Fuck. Cum. The game has the attention span of a gnat and honestly, so do I. The pickup tag is a bit of a lie, there's no game here, no seduction. You just wake up and they're ready. Which, you know, fine. Sometimes you don't want to read a novel. Sometimes you just want to see Nico Robin's massive, gravity-defying tits bounce while she gives you a look that says she's already read fifty books since this started and is thoroughly underwhelmed by your stamina. That look is worth more than any complex gameplay loop.
Beast ★ 4.3
Big Boom 3
In the newest part, Belle, Alison, Linda, and Melissa step into the spotlight, ready to make you sweat. With anime-inspired beauty and bodies that beg for your hands, these four are impossible to resist. Select your favorite and unleash fantasies through a collection of erotic stances made to satisfy your darkest cravings. From wild beast encounters to seductive three-way plays, every moment is crafted to keep you hooked and coming back for more. You'll notice some poses and scenes that nod to other games by this developer, blending fresh excitement with classic thrills. Every movement is meticulously animated, ensuring that lust and desire radiate from the screen with every interaction. For those who hunger for bold, sexy encounters framed by stunning anime visuals, this game serves up exactly what you need. Can you handle the intensity behind Belle’s eyes, Alison’s coy smile, Linda’s wild spirit, or Melissa’s magnetic pull? Dive headfirst into every provocative scene, every lascivious encounter, every raw, primal pleasure waiting just for you. Forget the ordinary - here, your most carnal dreams take shape through interactions with gorgeous, uninhibited women. Select your goddess, lean into temptation, and watch the heat rise as you indulge in pure ecstasy.
Threesome ★ 3.7
Kelly and Monica
This evening belongs to you with Kelly, an alluring flight attendant ready to ignite your desires in her city-center flat. She's already there for you, with a seductive smile that hints at secrets and pleasures yet to unfold. During your phone call, Kelly teased a secret, leaving you hungry to find out what she has planned. Will you be joined by others? The tension builds as you step closer to her, every heartbeat pulsing with excitement. Kelly isn’t just another flirtatious stranger; she’s a wild card with choices that will shape your night. Or will you dive into a daring threesome? Your decisions matter here, weaving a story where lust and longing collide in intoxicating ways. Her blonde locks or brunette tresses, her teasing smile or commanding gaze - everything about her invites you to play this game of seduction. Her down-to-earth warmth mixed with a fiery passion makes every touch electric. The 3D world around you pulses with life as you navigate this intimate dance, picking up signals, making choices that lead deeper into pleasure or push boundaries you've only dreamed of crossing. Every move you make with Kelly could open doors to new fantasies: sharing kisses between three, exploring tender lesbian touches, or savoring a private moment just between the two of you. This isn’t just a date - it’s a playground for your darkest desires, a narrative shaped by your nerves, your confidence, and your hunger for more. So, step into this vivid night with Kelly, where every glance, every whisper, can pull you further into a story that’s as much about discovery as it is about raw, unfiltered passion. Will you surrender to the temptation and make this night unforgettable? The choice is yours – and Kelly is waiting, ready to show you just how electrifying a first date can become. This evening belongs to you with Kelly, an alluring flight attendant ready to ignite your desires in her city-center flat. She's already there for you, with a seductive smile that hints at secrets and pleasures yet to unfold. During your phone call, Kelly teased a secret, leaving you hungry to find out what she has planned. Will you be joined by others? The tension builds as you step closer to her, every heartbeat pulsing with excitement. Kelly isn’t just another flirtatious stranger; she’s a wild card with choices that will shape your night. Or will you dive into a daring threesome? Your decisions matter here, weaving a story where lust and longing collide in intoxicating ways. Her blonde locks or brunette tresses, her teasing smile or commanding gaze - everything about her invites you to play this game of seduction. Her down-to-earth warmth mixed with a fiery passion makes every touch electric. The 3D world around you pulses with life as you navigate this intimate dance, picking up signals, making choices that lead deeper into pleasure or push boundaries you've only dreamed of crossing. Every move you make with Kelly could open doors to new fantasies: sharing kisses between three, exploring tender lesbian touches, or savoring a private moment just between the two of you. This isn’t just a date - it’s a playground for your darkest desires, a narrative shaped by your nerves, your confidence, and your hunger for more. So, step into this vivid night with Kelly, where every glance, every whisper, can pull you further into a story that’s as much about discovery as it is about raw, unfiltered passion. Will you surrender to the temptation and make this night unforgettable? The choice is yours – and Kelly is waiting, ready to show you just how electrifying a first date can become.
Susan Test ★ 3.9
Johnny Test: Mary & Susan
It is rather orinary to discover Susan and Mary Test at their lab. Lately they are actually spending all days and all nigths in there. Have they lastly developed something huge? Oh yes, something huge! And likewise long, hard, extremely penetrative and versatile - they have developed the mechanical tentacles! And considering that they both are rather slutty redhead they are now checking it in the most evident methods...
Threesome ★ 2.9
Pioneer of Krystal: Samus Fuckfest
You know what's weird about this one? The loading screen. It's just... there. A blue button on the left. That's it. No fanfare, no menu, just this little blue rectangle waiting for you to click it while Samus stands there looking confused. Or maybe she's not confused. Hard to tell with the art style being what it is. The animation loop is basically two dinosaur things going at it with this blonde trooper girl who's supposed to be Samus but honestly looks more like a generic hentai protagonist who wandered into the wrong franchise. The furries are... enthusiastic. Let's call it that. One's handling the front business while the other's positioned behind, and there's this rhythm to it that almost becomes hypnotic after a while. Click the blue button, scene advances. Click again, more of the same but slightly different angle. The cumshot at the end is about what you'd expect, nothing groundbreaking but it gets the job done. I kept clicking that button though. Not because it was particularly good, but because something about the jankiness felt intentional. Like someone made this at 4 AM after watching too much Metroid hentai and decided "yeah, this is fine." The handjob segments are weirdly detailed compared to everything else, which makes me think the creator had priorities. Very specific priorities. The threesome positioning gets a bit awkward when the dinosaurs clip through each other, which happens more than you'd hope. Still, for what it is, a quick browser thing you stumble across and forget about twenty minutes later, it's got this strange charm. The kind where you're not sure if you're laughing at it or with it. Probably at it. Definitely at it.
Threesome ★ 3.4
Rectal Three-way
The latest release by Funny-games offers a tantalizing hentai animation where interaction means mastering playback - pause, rewind, and dive deeper into every moment. Player involvement is minimal but meaningful - you hold the remote, pausing before juicy highlights or speeding through teasing build-ups. It begins with feminine charm as the bashful girl attempts to entice her sultry partner into intimate, playful exploration. From shy whispers, the duo's desire ignites, inviting hands and toys into their lascivious playtime together. Upon the arrival of a sexy stranger armed with a horny accessory, these femmes unlock a whole new realm of decadent play. Together, the three discover new depths of ecstasy, making the anal scene a slick, dirty highlight that lives up to the title. Pause anywhere to absorb the tantalizing visuals, then hit play again to feast on the explicit lesbian and threesome action. Those craving licking, thrusting, and deep anal dives from an explicit hentai set won’t be disappointed here. After soaking up this titillating journey, satisfy your hunger with additional adult games featured on the creator’s page.
Masrurbating ★ 2.6
Nubiles 4 way
The pixel art is rough, like someone drew it on a napkin during lunch break. But that's the charm, right? It's not trying to be some slick visual novel with particle effects and voice acting. It's just... there. Two couples, one room, first time swapping. The whole setup feels like a memory I never had, or maybe one I did and just buried under years of bad decisions. I spent way too long on the dialogue options. You can literally chat with your friend while both of you are going at it, asking stuff like "does she like it slower?" or "try touching her neck." It's weirdly wholesome for a game where you watch cartoon teenagers figure out sex in real time. The blowjob scenes are particularly awkward in the best way, lots of fumbling and nervous eye contact. My only gripe is the sound design, or lack of it. There's this one looping track that sounds like a microwave dying and I had to mute it after five minutes. Won't be fixed, I know, but still. The threesome and foursome tags are a bit misleading. It's more like parallel play with occasional glances, not some choreographed orgy. Which honestly works better for the vibe they're going for. The big cock thing is there I guess, proportions are all over the place anyway, it's hentai logic. I wish there was more variety in the positions, but the masturbation bits where characters are just watching each other before things escalate? That's where the tension actually builds. Reminds me of those old Newgrounds games where you'd click around hoping to unlock something, except here it's all about the awkward conversations between moans. The teen models look like they're perpetually blushing, which tracks. Not sure what else to say. It's messy and unpolished and I kept clicking through to see if the friend would say something stupid next. He usually did.
3d ★ 3.9
Naughty Afternoon 3: First Time
At the sun-drenched pool, Wendy and Cloe let their desires run free in Horny Afternoon 3 that pushed their boundaries after some intense lesbian drama. The sparks between them didn’t die down; instead, they ignited something fiercer. Now, they've decided to invite Frank into their tangled web for a scorching threesome that promises to break new ground. Wendy is about to cross a thrilling line and experience her very first encounter with Frank, and the anticipation is almost unbearable. Cloe's excitement builds as she becomes both participant and voyeur. The game pulls you right into the heat of the moment, where every stroke, caress, and moan feels intensely real. Control the flow of pleasure by clicking and holding on body parts with your mouse. The tactile feedback makes each move satisfying and immersive, letting you feel like you're right there, orchestrating their passion. Outdoors by the shimmering water, the sun beats down on their glistening skin, adding a raw, natural element to the eroticism. Nature’s heat matches the burning lust between Wendy, Cloe, and Frank. This isn’t just about pleasure - it’s a quest for connection, exploration, and pushing limits. Each choice you make shapes how deep and wild the encounter becomes. The dynamic between the characters evolves naturally, fueled by curiosity and hunger. Horny Afternoon 3 delivers high-quality 3D animations that bring every curve and expression to life, enhancing the realism and intensity. The detailed graphics highlight every subtle movement and heated glance, making the fantasy tangible. If you crave a steamy outdoor threesome with complex characters and interactive gameplay, this game invites you to lose yourself in its sultry embrace. Step into the middle of this erotic triangle and shape their heated afternoon together. Let your desires guide you, one click at a time. This horny afternoon will leave you breathless and begging for more.
Threeway ★ 4.3
More than friends
A pair of irresistible women are relentlessly pleasuring a man, their hands and mouths exploring every inch of his big cock. The man is sandwiched between a luscious brunette and a tempting blonde, each one eager to bring him to new heights of ecstasy. The brunette wraps her lips around his hard shaft, bobbing expertly, the second woman trails kisses across his chest and neck. Their eyes lock in a heated promise of what’s to come. Both girls work together, their mouths worshipping his big cock in unison. He cups their faces, encouraging them to go harder. Every sound and movement fuels the fire between them, driving the trio toward an explosive climax. Whether he wants just the intense blowjob or a wild threesome session, the choice is his. Both babes are more than willing to explore every fantasy he craves. For those who love watching a big cock worshipped by two gorgeous women, this is your playground. Get lost in the wild ride of passion, where blowjobs turn into threeways and nothing is off limits. It’s a journey into the primal urges that bind these three bodies together. See the sweaty, breathless aftermath as the trio collapses, spent and satisfied. Start playing and lose yourself in this wild, erotic adventure.
Pokemon ★ 3.8
Pokemon - Hypno Grace
Hypno's got this stupid pendulum, right? Swinging back and forth, the whole cheap carnival act. But in this one, he's done with the theatrics. Just wants to get his dick wet. And Misty, that fiery little redhead with the tiny shorts and the attitude, she's the target. You know the drill. The whole setup is janky as hell, the art looks like it was drawn on a napkin during a boring meeting, but there's a grimy charm to it. It doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is. The oral scene is where things get properly messy. Her eyes go all swirly, that dumb blank stare, and she just... opens up. The animation is choppy, like a flipbook made by a horny teenager, but watching her head bob while that spiral keeps spinning in her pupils, it hits a specific, degenerate nerve. The sounds are wet and exaggerated, almost comical, but it works. You're not here for high art. You're here to see a classic tsundere get mindfucked into a drooling mess, and it delivers that with a sort of clumsy enthusiasm. Then it decides to get ambitious and throws in a threesome. Out of nowhere, really. The logic is paper thin, just a flimsy excuse to double the action. The positioning is awkward, bodies clipping through each other like a Bethesda game on launch day. I wish the hypnosis angle was played up more during that part, it just becomes a standard pile of limbs. But the dialogue, what little there is, is so blunt and filthy it circles back around to being funny. "Take it," and other such poetry. It's a quick, dirty little browser game that knows its audience is just there to get off to a very specific, very wrong fantasy involving a childhood crush and a total creep. Nothing more, nothing less.
Redhead ★ 4.0
TMNT April O'Kneel
Who could forget the mischievous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of our youth? Now, they’ve leveled up and brought some seriously steamy action that will make your pulse race.At the heart of it all is April O’Neal, fiery redhead with big boobs and a hunger for pleasure, ready to dive into something dirtier and more thrilling. Throw out the kid-friendly memories - April’s about to get down and dirty like never before. Beebop and Rocksteady have left their battles behind, only focused now on the raw, explicit pleasures they can pull from April's tight grip. Feel the intensity as April gives head like she’s been waiting for this moment her entire life – and you’re the lucky star of the show. April’s hands move in sync with the rhythm of lust; soft moans escape as she kneels and worships with eager hands and eager lips. Nothing holds back here - explosive endings paint the screen and mark every curve with undeniable passion. The heat ramps up fast as April dives between Beebop and Rocksteady’s hungry hands, grabbing hold of a pleasure trip only the fearless dare take. Don’t forget, the key word APRIL opens all doors leaving you craving more after every wicked session. No more holding back: April O’Neal and her mutant friends are ready for a night packed with insatiable lust and endless satisfaction.
Sex ★ 3.5
Teens in Trouble 2
The control room is where the real filth happens, obviously. Not on the brightly lit set with some girl named Angelina wearing a kiddie show host smile that doesn't reach her eyes. You're stuck behind the glass, clicking buttons to pump cash out of a live broadcast that's supposed to be for... what, preschoolers? The dissonance is the whole joke, and it lands like a wet slap. Money trickles in slow as hell at first, a pathetic counter ticking upward while the host does her scripted nonsense. Then you buy the first "scene" and suddenly she's on her knees with a dildo that looks like it was modeled by someone who's only seen vegetables. Mechanically it's a clicker, pure dopamine drain without the dignity of Cookie Clicker. Spend the show's earnings to unlock rougher segments. The threesome unlock costs a fortune, forcing you to grind through solo toy stuff that gets repetitive faster than a gacha pull session. What bugs me, and I can't let this go, is the hitbox on the money pickup. Sometimes you click the floating dollar signs and nothing registers. Is it my mouse? The browser? The game's hit detection coded by a horny ghost? Never figured it out. Top 3 Moments You'll Want to Screenshot: one, the first time the host's expression glitches mid moan, pure nightmare fuel. Two, the "rough sex" scene transition where the camera angle clips straight through a male performer's torso, showing his hollow insides like a cheap Halloween decoration. Three, that moment you realize the cash counter has no cap and you've wasted actual brain cells optimizing clicks for a number that means nothing. The whole thing feels like someone took a Newgrounds era parody, stripped out the irony, and left just the sticky keyboard residue. The kids show framing is never explained or resolved, just a thin coat of wrongness over what is essentially a manual labor simulator for perverts. My wrist hurts.
Cumshot ★ 2.3
Candy Supermarket - Cookie Dough
Cookie Dough does not appear like anything hot to you? After that our researchers at Sweet Carbon monoxide will certainly obtain to the job quickly! Simply do not think them to be any kind of insane sort of freaks - in fact they are doing it all to lower clinical depression degree amongst females! Just how is it intended to aid? We have no suggestion. Will something go incorrect? As common. Will it obtain added amusing and also hot eventually? Definitely!
3d ★ 3.9
Fortunate patient 01
A common office employee ends up at the clinic awaiting a thorough examination. The physician’s impressive, full breasts and charming smile make the atmosphere charged. The nurse, small and stunning, exudes a teasing vibe, ready for some naughty fun. The pulse and blood pressure readings become a prelude to something far more exciting. His pants drop, unveiling a large, throbbing member that demands attention. Her body responds immediately, dripping with anticipation for a wild session. Her mouth envelops the thick rod, lapping it up and down with expert tongue work. She caresses the large testicles, coaxing moans from the lucky patient. Is the examination strictly medical, or will the nurse and doctor join the erotic play? The doctor’s gaze sharpens, her big breasts pressing invitingly as she contemplates joining. Join this explicit adult game where big boobs, blowjob, and threesomes collide in heated scenes. Get lost in a lucky patient’s fantasy filled with oral worship and intense group action. Lead the office worker deeper into the sensual depths of this forbidden hospital encounter. Control the pace and intensity of this explicit, adult-only scenario. Leave the mundane behind and indulge in a fevered, taboo medical fantasy. Is the clerk’s fate a simple exam or a wild, multi-partner orgy?
Facial ★ 3.7
Fuka Ayase Manga porn
Fuuka Ayase, who is usually rational and reasonable in "Azumanga Daioh", has learned a new fact about herself. She is as slutty when the size of the crotch is correct! Guess what? You're cock size is just right! Your friend's or your own cock, it seems like they are both quite the right size... what do you say? The more the better! Merry Christmas to everyone!
Threesome ★ 4.3
What What in the Robot
The first thing that hit me was the sound design, or lack of it. There's this one looping synth beat that sounds like it was recorded through a tin can, and it never changes. Not during the rock guys, not during the weird mutant section, nothing. I ended up muting the tab and playing my own playlist, which honestly made the whole thing better. Jenny Wakeman gets absolutely wrecked by these rock dudes. Like, the game doesn't pretend to be anything else. You click through scenes, she takes multiple loads, there's a threesome bit where the positioning gets genuinely confusing. Her android body means they can just keep going, which is the whole joke. The cumshot scenes are plentiful but the animation loops are short, so you see the same three frames over and over. I wish they'd added more variety to the mutant tag, because that part felt rushed. One minute she's with the rock guys, next there's a green thing with too many arms and then it's over. The oral section was probably the highlight, if I'm being honest. There's a specific moment where her eyes glitch out mid-scene and it's unintentionally hilarious. I kept clicking back to that one part. The android angle means no real stakes, which is fine for a parody movie style thing. But then the game forgets she's supposed to be a robot half the time and just treats her like a regular flesh girl. Minor complaint, I know. Anyway, the whole thing runs in browser so no downloads, which is nice. I had it open on my second monitor while doing other stuff. The art style is rough but charming in a weird way. Don't expect a story. Just expect Jenny getting used by rock monsters until you get bored.
Charlie ★ 3.8
Starlet Whores Assault Of The Stiffys
The whole thing feels like someone dared a writer to make the horniest Star Wars parody possible and then they actually did it, but with zero budget and a lot of enthusiasm. Sexy Charlie is back, and look, the names alone. Scroda. Oyawan. Blowme. Pimp Master Shaft. Princess Petme Analia. It’s so stupid it circles back around to being kind of brilliant, like a joke you’d scribble in a notebook during a boring class. The force-skin thing, I mean, come on. That’s the level we’re operating at. The art is deliberately rough, almost like sketches that got a bit too detailed in the wrong places. Charlie’s blonde hair and those big tits are front and center, obviously, but there’s a weird charm to how unpolished it all is. The threesome scene with Petme Analia, where you’re “getting to know” her, has this awkward framing that somehow makes it hotter? It’s not trying to be slick. It’s like peeking at someone’s private, very explicit doodles. The choices you make feel like they matter about as much as picking which door to open in a hallway where both lead to the same room, but the dialogue is so absurd you click just to see what nonsense comes next. Pimp Master Shaft’s whole vibe is just... a pimp cane and a bad attitude. Why is he even here? Doesn’t matter. The humor is the real engine. It’s not clever satire, it’s pure, unfiltered goofiness. A parody that knows it’s a parody and doesn’t care if you groan. The threesome setup is less a plot point and more a sudden, “oh, we’re doing this now” moment. And honestly, the lack of polish in the design, the weird proportions, it all adds to this feeling of stumbling onto something you weren’t supposed to see. It’s not good, but it’s also not trying to be. It’s just... there, being horny and dumb. I complained about the font choice for like ten minutes to myself. The text boxes are a mess. Still clicked through every option though. The force-skin is strong with this one, I guess.
Cumshot ★ 3.5
Meet and fuck lesbian rail
The first thing that hit me was the sound. Or lack of it. That Harley engine should be a throaty rumble, a promise of open road and dust in your teeth. Here it sounds like a hair dryer dying in the next room. Sonia, our redhead with a hunger for curves, deserves better. Her whole deal is freedom, wind in her hair, and the taste of another woman. The setup is pure vintage OVA nonsense: a desert race against some guy, a cop with a grudge, and a town that's apparently 90% lesbian by population. It's the kind of plot you'd find on a third generation VHS copy, and I mean that as the highest compliment. The cop confiscates her bike, and suddenly the game of desire becomes a barter system. You need to get it back, and the currency is, well, what Sonia does best. The uniform tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting with that one officer. There's a scene where Sonia is on her knees, and the way the big tits just clip through the fabric of her own shirt made me snort my drink. The animation is janky, deliberately unpolished like a doujin circle's first Flash project. A dildo appears from the aether at one point, no explanation, just *pop*, and everyone acts like it was always there. I respect that commitment to the bit. The cunnilingus scenes have this weird, repetitive loop where the tongue looks less like a tongue and more like a confused pink slug. It's terrible. I watched it five times. Then you meet the mechanic. A threesome is teased, and when it finally happens, the positioning is so anatomically ambitious it circles back to being hilarious. One girl's pussy is being eaten while she's somehow also receiving anal from a strap-on that wasn't in the room a second ago. The cumshot at the end of that sequence is a single, sad, low-res sprite that just sort of sits there. It's a masterpiece of not giving a fuck. The dating sim elements are paper thin, just clicking through dialogue that reads like it was translated by a very horny, very lost tourist. Don't try to understand the town's economy. Just click on the next big boobs and let the chaos wash over you. The whole thing feels like a memory of a better game you can't quite recall.