Are You Smarter than a 12th Grader

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★ 3.2 (20 votes) 7.3K plays Flash Arcade

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I remember when Newgrounds was full of these quiz games that promised tits if you were smart enough. This one is basically that but with a weirdly aggressive title and a description that straight up admits the creator never finished it. The whole thing runs on this janky flash engine where you answer trivia questions, mostly science and history stuff, and supposedly you get rewarded with anime porn. Big tits anime porn, specifically. The tags don't lie about that part at least.

The cutscenes, if you can call them that, are like watching a slideshow made by someone who just discovered Photoshop's lens flare filter. There's this one transition where the girl's boobs just sort of materialize before the rest of her body loads in. I laughed so hard I almost closed the tab. The animation quality makes those old stick figure fight videos look like Pixar. But here's the thing, I kept playing. Not because the questions were good, half of them are wrong. It asked me who discovered penicillin and the correct answer according to this game was Marie Curie. Marie fucking Curie. She discovered radium you absolute walnut of a developer.

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