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Your Science shortlist: 5 games to enjoy now, sorted so the best ones show up first.

Humor ★ 4.2 The Raging Professor Professor Adam. What a fucking creep, honestly. And I mean that as a compliment to the game. He's got this whole mad scientist vibe going on, not the cool kind, more like the guy who definitely has questionable stains on his lab coat. The whole premise is he invents a liquid that stops time. You know, for science. Not for, like, the obvious thing. Except it's totally for the obvious thing. The game doesn't even pretend otherwise. You just click around his messy laboratory, and the first thing I noticed was how deliberately janky the whole interface feels. It's not broken, it's... a choice. Like the dev wanted you to feel a little grimy just by navigating it. The first time I used the potion, I picked the professor's assistant. Big tits, obviously, because this game knows its audience. The animation is stiff, but there's something weirdly compelling about it. You click, and he just... goes to town. No resistance, no reaction. It's the silence that gets me. The world is frozen, so it's just the wet sounds and his grunting. It's less like sex and more like watching someone use a very elaborate, very unethical fleshlight. The humor is dark, buried in the item descriptions and the professor's muttering. He's so proud of his "secret formula," and you're just there, using it to see some tits. The contradiction is the whole point. Spent way too long trying to click on a beaker in the background that looked slightly different. Nothing happened. That's the kind of game it is. You'll poke at things hoping for a secret, but it's pretty straightforward. The "big dick" tag is accurate, it's comically large, like a third leg. The stop time mechanic isn't some complex puzzle. You find a girl, you freeze the world, you do the deed. That's it. The writing for the professor's internal monologue is surprisingly funny, full of this misplaced academic pride. "Finally, I can conduct my research!" he says, while lining up his crotch with a frozen barista's face. The game knows it's trashy and leans in hard. Just click everything, even if it seems pointless. The best moments are the little absurd details, like the professor's notes on his "subjects." Don't expect a deep story. Expect to feel like you need a shower, and that's probably the intended effect. Big Tits ★ 3.2 Are You Smarter than a 12th Grader I remember when Newgrounds was full of these quiz games that promised tits if you were smart enough. This one is basically that but with a weirdly aggressive title and a description that straight up admits the creator never finished it. The whole thing runs on this janky flash engine where you answer trivia questions, mostly science and history stuff, and supposedly you get rewarded with anime porn. Big tits anime porn, specifically. The tags don't lie about that part at least. The cutscenes, if you can call them that, are like watching a slideshow made by someone who just discovered Photoshop's lens flare filter. There's this one transition where the girl's boobs just sort of materialize before the rest of her body loads in. I laughed so hard I almost closed the tab. The animation quality makes those old stick figure fight videos look like Pixar. But here's the thing, I kept playing. Not because the questions were good, half of them are wrong. It asked me who discovered penicillin and the correct answer according to this game was Marie Curie. Marie fucking Curie. She discovered radium you absolute walnut of a developer. The porn part Hentai ★ 4.4 Fabulous College Quiz Delilah Monroe. The Dean. And not the kind who gives you a detention slip, unless you count the way her skirt hugs those hips as a violation of the campus dress code. Every pixel of her screams “I know what you’re thinking,” and the game doesn’t pretend otherwise. You’re a student with a quest log that basically reads: level up your rizz until the administrative goddess notices your, uh, academic potential. The whole thing runs on this weird experience point system where wandering the college grounds and doing… stuff… makes your dick bigger. Literally. There’s a stat for that. The art style is that specific flavor of hentai where boobs have their own gravitational field and every female character’s spine is a question mark. It’s not polished. It’s not trying to be. The dialogue reads like it was translated through three different languages and then back into English by someone who learned from old porn mags. “Today you gonna bring all their dreams to reality!” Yes, that’s an actual line. And somehow, that’s the charm. It reminds me of those old Newgrounds dating sims where you’d click through static images and hope for a nipple slip, except here the nipple slip is the entire curriculum. I spent way too long trying to find the library, which I think was just the same background image of a hallway with slightly different lighting. The map is a liar. The core loop is grinding. Not the sexy kind, just the repetitive clicking kind. You gain experience, your stats go up, and eventually you unlock a scene with Delilah. The first time you actually get to the good part, the animation is this jerky, single-loop affair that’s more hypnotic than erotic. Like a lava lamp filled with lust. I wish there was more to do with the other students, the ones you see in the background. They’re just cardboard cutouts, set dressing for your single-minded pursuit of the Dean. But then you see Delilah’s “surprised” face, that classic hentai expression of mock-shock, and you forget what you were complaining about. The sound design is just a single, looping moan track that cuts off abruptly when you click to the next screen. It’s jarring. I love it. Fiction ★ 3.7 Time tramp Right so the future huh. Big tits scientist lady who hasn't been laid in apparently half a millennium, that's the setup. She's just there at her computer absolutely going to town on herself staring at some dude's picture. The animation for that part is kinda janky but like, deliberately? You can tell they weren't aiming for triple A polish, it's got that weird flash game energy where the limbs don't quite bend right. Then this robot rolls in. And I mean the robot design is just, it's a box with a dick. A massive glowing one. They didn't even try to make it look like a person, it's literally just a walking sex toy with a speaker. The dialogue is so dumb, he's like "I have detected your arousal levels" or whatever and she just goes for it immediately. No buildup, no "wait you're a machine", nothing. She sees that extra robot penis and her brain just shorts out. The sound effects during the scene are... something. Every thrust has this mechanical whirring noise like a printer having a seizure. I couldn't stop laughing but also, you know, it works for what it is. There's this one closeup shot where her expression glitches for a frame and her eyes go in opposite directions. Peak cinema honestly. The whole thing lasts maybe five minutes if you don't skip, and there's a button to speed it up which I found by accident because the UI is just floating text with no labels. I kinda wish they'd done more with the time travel tag though. Like she's from 500 years in the future but the room looks like a regular messy apartment, there's a pizza box in the background I think? Unless that's future pizza. Whatever. The game knows exactly what it is and doesn't pretend otherwise, which I respect even if the art makes me feel like I'm looking at a corrupted jpeg from 2007. Student ★ 5.0 Deviant Discoveries The first time the growth serum backfired, I actually laughed. Not because it was funny, but because what else do you do when a student’s tits inflate past the edge of the screen? Deviant Discoveries doesn’t pretend to be polished. The art is that specific flavor of early 2000s CG hentai where skin shines like wet plastic and the lab coats look painted on. You’re a professor, a real piece of work, who’s cooked up a method for body modification. The whole premise is you testing serums on unsuspecting students. Consent is a suggestion here, buried under a thin excuse about “advancing humanity.” The dialogue is stilted in a way that somehow makes it dirtier, like a badly translated doujin where the awkward phrasing just hits different. The mechanics are simple. Pick a girl, pick a serum, watch the chaos. There’s this one scene with a quiet bookworm type, you inject her with something meant to boost cognitive function, and instead her ass just... balloons. The game freezes for a second, her sprite glitches, and suddenly she’s stuck to her chair, whimpering. I wish the interface didn’t look like a spreadsheet designed by a horny undergrad. The buttons are tiny, I kept clicking the wrong vial and getting a repeat of the lactation experiment. Which, fine, but I wanted the muscle growth one. The sound design is basically nonexistent, just some wet squelches that loop poorly. Really takes me back to downloading shady Flash files from forums that don’t exist anymore. What sticks with me is how the “failures” are the whole point. A successful experiment is boring, a stat boost on a text screen. But when the formula goes wrong, that’s when the game actually pays attention. Limbs stretching, extra appendages sprouting, the girls’ confusion turning into something else. The professor character is a complete void, just a hand holding a syringe. No personality, no backstory. It’s pure id. There’s a scene where you try to reverse a mutation and it just compounds, the student becoming this tangled mess of flesh and you can’t even see her face anymore. The game doesn’t judge you for reloading a save or just letting it play out. I kept thinking about that old meme, the “we have X at home” one. This is the “body horror hentai” you have at home. And honestly, the jank is part of the charm. The loading icon is a spinning DNA helix that stutters every loop. Drives me nuts. Never got fixed. Probably never will.