About this game
ok so this game is called something like Strip Pole Logic, i dunno, the title screen is a mess of fonts. you got this blonde, right, real model photos, not drawings, and she's on a pole looking bored. your job is to get her naked by solving these grid puzzles. you move a ball, or maybe two balls, from square to square. the balls have physics, they roll, and the grid is floating in this weird purple void. the whole thing feels like someone made it in a weekend after discovering stock photos and a physics engine.
the puzzles start simple, just roll to the target. then they add holes, switches, teleporters. standard stuff. but the ball, man, it's like controlling a drunk marble on a wet floor. overshoots constantly. i spent five minutes on one level because the ball kept rolling past the target into a hole. the logic part of the tag is a lie, it's more about thumb patience. and the big balls tag, yeah, they're comically large on the screen, like beach balls. it's distracting.
between levels she strips. the animation is just a slideshow of photos, maybe five frames total. she goes from a sparkly dress to pasties and a thong. the final reward is just her covering her chest with her hands, looking at the camera like she's waiting for a bus. no full nudity, which for a game with a strip tag feels like a cheat code that doesn't work. the music is a ten second loop of what i think is supposed to be sexy saxophone but sounds like a dying car alarm. i muted it after two levels. the whole thing is so unpolished it's almost charming, like finding a weird vhs tape at a garage sale. you play it, you see some pixelated boobs, you forget about it while making a sandwich. that's it. that's the experience.