About this game
so this is what we doing now huh. another "interactive" thing where you click and some pixels move. Busty Santa's girls. real model my ass, these are just photos with some janky animation slapped on top like a bad tiktok filter. the whole thing is a xmas party where you strip these women, wow so original, never seen that before. big boobs everywhere like someone inflated balloons and called it character design. the santa hat stays on during sex, that's the whole joke i guess.
i spent way too long trying to get the redhead's bra off. the hitbox is broken or something, you click and nothing happens then suddenly her tits pop out like a jumpscare. the physics, if you can call it that, are like watching jello in an earthquake. one of the girls has this weird smile the whole time, like she's thinking about her taxes while you're trying to undress her. the music is some royalty free jingle bells remix that loops every 30 seconds, i can still hear it in my skull. why is there no option to mute.
the whole thing feels like someone discovered javascript last week and decided to make porn. the striptease is about as erotic as watching paint dry if the paint had massive fake tits. you know what would actually make this better? if the girls fought back. like you click to remove the skirt and she slaps your cursor away. or if santa showed up and judged your performance. "you've been naughty, clicking on my elves like that." missed opportunity. the holidays are about disappointment anyway so maybe this is perfect.