About this game
Thirty five goddamn years waiting for someone to make the joke canon. Peyo’s rolling in his grave and honestly? Worth it.
The game doesn’t bother explaining itself. Smurfette gets into the communal wine stash and next thing you know the screen goes all hazy and she’s in her smurfing underpants. Not exactly subtle. The art’s deliberately shit, like someone drew this on a napkin during lunch break and scanned it at 72dpi. But the drawings have this anarchic energy, Smurfette’s eyes going crossed just before she blacks out, the way her blonde hair gets messier scene by scene. There’s a doggy style bit where she’s bent over a mushroom and the mushroom’s face is just... watching. No consent from the furniture I guess.
Not sure why the Smurf parody genre keeps popping up like a fungal infection but I’m not complaining. The whole thing is like three minutes long, you click around, she dreams some raunchy nonsense, there’s a surprise or two if you poke at the right things. One moment she’s giggling drunk, next moment she’s in a position that would make Hefty Smurf drop his little white hat. The humor lands somewhere between a 14 year old’s notebook doodles and an actual kink. I snorted at the wine bottle label, some bullshit vintage joke. The audio is whatever, I had my phone muted because my neighbor’s been weird lately.
I wish there was more actual Smurf lore mixed in. Where’s Papa Smurf’s disapproving beard? Where’s Gargamel crashing the dream sequence like a cuckolded warlock? Missed opportunity. Anyway the screen just kind of ends when she wakes up, no resolution. Like the dev got bored. Still, I went back and clicked the wine bottle three times just to see if anything changed. It didn’t. But I’d do it again.