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Big Boobs ★ 3.8
Beauty and the Geek – Meet and…
Fashion plate Sherman is the main character in this interactive game. He is a student. Sherman enjoys reading books and sitting in the library. He is also constantly attacked by his neighborhood bully. The UN agency includes a beautiful, full-breasted girl. Sherman wants to fuck the full-breasted girl, but he can't. Sherman walks home from the faculty hall, despite another insult. An odd man appears, and Sherman continues walking. Sherman is offered a book by the man who said it was fascinating. Sherman starts to look through the book, realizing that it is often true. Sherman holds a strong weapon in his hand. With it, Sherman can punish the unwelcome and learn how to deal with the blonde with a full-breasted hair. Let's get involved and discover all the secrets in the magic book. Then we have an urge to fuck girls in class. Let's get to it.
Superhero ★ 4.0
MrPinku: Let's Mix Stuff
The first thing that hits you is how cheap it all looks, like a flash game from a forgotten corner of the internet, and honestly that's part of the charm. You're just clicking through backgrounds and girls and weird little icons, trying to find the right combo. When it clicks, the screen flashes and you get this janky little animation. The superhero one with the vampire girl made me laugh out loud, her fangs popping out mid moan while the cape physics go absolutely insane. It's not trying to be hot in a polished way, it's hot in a "someone drew this with one hand" way, which is its own genre. The sound design is basically nonexistent except for a wet slap that loops slightly out of sync. I kept waiting for a music track to kick in but it never does, just silence and that one sound effect. Weirdly fitting. The humor tag is earned though, some of these pairings are so wrong they circle back to brilliant. There's a mermaid with a biker helmet, I don't know why that exists but I'm glad it does. I wish there was a way to see which combos you've already unlocked, because I definitely redid the same three scenes like an idiot. The surprise tag is doing heavy lifting too, sometimes you click a sign and it's just a close up of a foot. Not my thing but respect the commitment. The whole thing feels like a fever dream you'd have after eating gas station sushi. Not every scene lands, the vampire one with the wrong background is just her clipping through a wall for ten seconds. But when it works, it's stupid and horny and I mean that as a compliment.
Choice ★ 5.0
Christmas Surprises
The whole thing feels like a Christmas dinner where someone keeps changing the recipe halfway through, and you're not sure if you're eating turkey or tiramisu. The 1958 section has this fuzzy, almost nostalgic filter that makes the explicit stuff feel weirder, like finding a nudie mag in your grandma's attic. Then it jumps to modern day and the art shifts, cleaner lines, and suddenly you're picking dialogue options that feel like they were written by someone who just discovered the word "moist" and won't let it go. I got stuck on one mini game for way too long. It's a simple click the right spot thing but the hitbox is about as forgiving as a tax audit. There's a scene with unwrapping, and the game asks you to trace a ribbon, and I swear my mouse cursor was exactly on the line but nope, try again. Meanwhile the character is just standing there, half dressed, looking impatient. It broke the mood so hard I started thinking about whether people in 1958 actually used that much tinsel. They probably didn't. The historical accuracy of tinsel distribution is not something I expected to ponder during an adult game but here we are. The sex scenes themselves, when you finally navigate the choices correctly, have a certain comic panel rhythm that works. A close up of a hand gripping a thigh, then a face with that specific "oh" expression, then the money shot panel. You know the one. The dialogue during these moments swings wildly between surprisingly hot and "did a robot write this pillow talk." One character says something about unwrapping their "present" and I physically cringed but then the next panel was genuinely well composed and I forgot about it. The whole thing is a mess of time periods and mixed signals, like someone threw two different scripts in a blender and hit pulse instead of puree.
Humor ★ 3.9
Dangers of Smurfberrywine
Thirty five goddamn years waiting for someone to make the joke canon. Peyo’s rolling in his grave and honestly? Worth it. The game doesn’t bother explaining itself. Smurfette gets into the communal wine stash and next thing you know the screen goes all hazy and she’s in her smurfing underpants. Not exactly subtle. The art’s deliberately shit, like someone drew this on a napkin during lunch break and scanned it at 72dpi. But the drawings have this anarchic energy, Smurfette’s eyes going crossed just before she blacks out, the way her blonde hair gets messier scene by scene. There’s a doggy style bit where she’s bent over a mushroom and the mushroom’s face is just... watching. No consent from the furniture I guess. Not sure why the Smurf parody genre keeps popping up like a fungal infection but I’m not complaining. The whole thing is like three minutes long, you click around, she dreams some raunchy nonsense, there’s a surprise or two if you poke at the right things. One moment she’s giggling drunk, next moment she’s in a position that would make Hefty Smurf drop his little white hat. The humor lands somewhere between a 14 year old’s notebook doodles and an actual kink. I snorted at the wine bottle label, some bullshit vintage joke. The audio is whatever, I had my phone muted because my neighbor’s been weird lately. I wish there was more actual Smurf lore mixed in. Where’s Papa Smurf’s disapproving beard? Where’s Gargamel crashing the dream sequence like a cuckolded warlock? Missed opportunity. Anyway the screen just kind of ends when she wakes up, no resolution. Like the dev got bored. Still, I went back and clicked the wine bottle three times just to see if anything changed. It didn’t. But I’d do it again.
Striptease ★ 5.0
Unpacking Beauties
The candy metaphor in the description made me think this would be some weird vore thing but no, it's just a strip arcade game with real models. You know those YouTube thumbnails where a girl is unwrapping a lollipop with this specific expression. It's that energy. The whole game. First round I picked the blonde and the mechanic is literally just clicking. Click click click. Her shirt comes off. Click click. Skirt. The progression feels like peeling an orange except the orange is a woman who keeps doing this little shimmy between layers. There's a pole dancing animation that loops and it's so stiff I laughed. Not in a mean way, more like when you see a cat fall off a table and you're concerned but also. You know. The surprise tag comes from the models themselves. One of them has this tattoo on her hip that I spent way too long trying to figure out what it says. I think it's latin. Maybe it's just a font choice. The game doesn't care if you're paying attention to details like that, it just wants you to keep clicking until everything is revealed and then it moves on to the next girl like nothing happened. Five women total, each one unwrapped faster than the last because the novelty wears off quick. The arcade part is barely there. No score, no timer, no reason to replay except. Well. The obvious reason. The erotic aspect is straightforward. Full nudity, nothing left to imagination. But the whole thing has this uncanny quality because the models are clearly real people but the animations are so basic it feels like watching a slideshow someone made in Windows Movie Maker in 2007. I kept expecting one of them to blink wrong or clip through the pole. That never happened but the possibility hung there the whole time. Made it more interesting honestly.
Mystery ★ 3.0
Featuring Detective
Claire’s 19th birthday is coming up and I’m already stressed for her. This girl has the worst luck, her dad vanished right before her 17th, then her mom, a legit detective, dies on her 18th. Now she’s digging through her mom’s old cases and I’m just sitting here clicking choices hoping I don’t get her killed or worse. The whole thing feels like a cursed visual novel where the cake is a lie and the candles are just countdown timers to trauma. The art is that rough CG hentai style, like someone sketched it in a notebook during a boring class then colored it in with whatever markers were left. It’s unpolished on purpose, I think, or maybe just unpolished, and it gives this weird dreamy vibe that makes my brain start spinning fanart ideas. I want to draw Claire in a huge detective coat that’s too big for her, holding a magnifying glass with a cracked lens, maybe a tentacle shadow lurking in the background because why not. The sex scenes pop up as these full CG rewards, and they’re explicit, messy, with that raw linework that makes everything feel a bit more desperate. The moans are just text on screen but my mind fills in these breathy, broken sounds. I got stuck on a choice about whether to open a locked drawer or read a diary first and I swear I sat there for ten minutes. The mystery is tangled, like a knot of hair you just keep brushing and it gets worse. I wish there was a hint system but there won’t be. The soundtrack is just a few loops that get under your skin, a piano note that hangs too long. I forgot to mention the surprise tag but honestly the whole game is a surprise, a slow burn where you’re not sure if the next click reveals a clue or a spread pussy. It’s like if a birthday party was held in a foggy alley and the only gift is more questions.