About this game
You know those browser games that promise "hot singles in your area" but it's just a jpeg and a broken link? This is that, except it actually works and the girls are real models doing a striptease. I don't know why I keep clicking. The brunette in the glasses, total office fantasy, she starts with this little jacket and by round five it's gone and I'm genuinely invested in the election results. The whole premise is absurd. A sexy election. The candidates are all these women and every round they lose more clothes. I'm not even sure what I'm voting for. Fiscal policy? Definitely not.
The arcade tag is generous. You're basically just catching falling... votes? Papers? I don't remember, I was looking at the blonde secretary type. The catcher mechanic is so simple it's insulting. Move left, move right, miss one and the girl doesn't get a vote and she stays dressed. I failed on purpose a few times just to see what the losing animation was. Turns out they look disappointed and you feel like a shitty campaign manager. Then I won and the striptease continued and I forgot all about my brief moment of guilt. The real model thing is what gets me. It's not some uncanny valley 3D render, it's actual footage of a woman slowly taking off a pencil skirt. My brain short-circuited. I've played actual erotic games with plot and choices and here I am, glued to a glorified pong clone because the candidate might unbutton her blouse. It's like if Diner Dash was horny. Sort of. That comparison fell apart instantly.
The whole thing is unpolished on purpose, I think. The sound is just a loop and the graphics are basic but it doesn't matter. It's a strip tease, not a visual novel. The erotic part is front and center, no long dialogue trees, no grinding. Just a brunette and a blonde and a quick game of catch. I complained to myself about the hitbox being slightly off but then she took off her stockings and I forgot what a hitbox even is. I need to go outside. But first, one more round. The secretary hasn't won yet and I think her final outfit is just... well, you'll see.