About this game
The first click already gives you Elise bent over a desk with her skirt hiked up and Nick just standing there with this dumb grin. It’s not a slow burn, this one. The whole thing is a setup so lazy I almost respect it. A journalist walks into a fitness club to write a newspaper article and the director decides the interview needs a more hands on approach. No dialogue trees, no flirting minigame. You click, she strips, he pulls out his cock, and that’s the loop.
What sticks with me is her ass. They really spent time on that curve, the way the light hits it in the club office. Elise has these big tits too but they’re almost secondary, you know? The physics are janky, like someone slapped a wiggle script on a still image, but during the pickup scene where Nick lifts her onto the equipment, it works. There’s a moment where she looks back at him and the expression is pure bored porn star, which is funny because she’s supposed to be a professional reporter. The cumshot at the end splashes across her chest and the animation loops twice before freezing. I wish they’d added a cleanup scene, but this game clearly doesn’t care about what happens after.
The background is a generic fitness club, dumbbells blurred in the corner like an afterthought. You never see the gym members. It’s just these two idiots grinding while a yoga mat sits unused. I spent too long wondering why Nick’s office has a stripper pole, then realized it doesn’t matter. This isn’t a game you play for narrative consistency. It’s a three minute fap with a brunette who forgot she had a deadline. The cursor changes shape when you hover over interactive zones, but half the time I clicked and nothing happened. Maybe my browser was lagging, maybe the game just gave up. Either way, I kept going back to that desk scene, which is basically the whole thing.
Don’t expect a game, really. It’s a slideshow with a pulse. You’ll finish before Nick even says his second line, and that’s probably what they wanted.