About this game
I don't know what I expected from something called a sex simulator but here we are. Eva is this blonde with tits that physics forgot about, just floating there like they got their own orbit. The whole thing runs in browser which is convenient I guess if you're that desperate. Three positions, they say. Blowjob, doggy, girl on top. The blowjob one has her looking up at you with these dead anime eyes that don't quite track right, and there's a speed slider that goes from "bored at a funeral" to "industrial jackhammer." I kept clicking the cum button just to see if anything different happens. It doesn't.
The doggystyle is where things get weirdly specific. You can see the arch in her back, the angle is actually not terrible for what this is, and then you notice her hair clipping through her shoulder and the moment is gone. Just gone. I spent more time adjusting the speed trying to find a rhythm that didn't look like a glitched out mannequin than actually, you know. The riding position though. That one almost works. She bounces, there's a wet sound effect that loops every four seconds, and I caught myself staring at the shadow under her tits wondering if the developer meant to do that or if it's just happy accident.
There's no story, no dialogue, no reason for any of this. Just Eva and her three modes and a cum button that feels more like a punctuation mark than a climax. I wish there was a way to make her blink. She never blinks. That's the thing I can't stop thinking about. Not the sex, not the positions, just the unblinking anime stare while she rides you into the uncanny valley. The whole thing is unpolished in a way that loops back around to hypnotic if you're into that kind of broken doll aesthetic. I might be. I'm not sure yet.