About this game
The whole thing feels like it was drawn on notebook paper during a boring class, and honestly that's part of why it works. Guardian Angel or whatever. You got this massive muscle dude who's supposed to be some divine protector but he's just... at school. Like a regular transfer student except he can apparently grow to the size of a building when he gets excited. The art is scratchy and unpolished, pencil lines still visible, proportions that shift between panels in ways that make you wonder if the artist was paying attention or just really into certain angles.
I spent way too long clicking through dialogue options trying to figure out if there's an actual route system or if it's just the illusion of choice. There's this one scene where the angel kid accidentally outgrows his uniform and the whole classroom just... reacts. The teacher keeps lecturing about history while desks are getting crushed under expanding thighs. Nobody screams. Nobody runs. They just kind of accept it. That disconnect between the absurd situation and the deadpan responses is either terrible writing or brilliant comedy and I still can't decide which.
The macrophilia stuff is front and center obviously. You can toggle sensitive content in the options but why would you. The grossdom tag isn't lying either. There's a moment involving a sneaker that I won't describe but I will say the sound design (if you can call it that, it's more like someone tapping a mic) does way too much work selling the scene. The game is short. Like, really short. You'll see everything in one sitting. But the weird thing is I kept clicking back to certain scenes just to see if dialogue changed based on earlier choices. Sometimes it did. Sometimes it didn't. The inconsistency is maddening but also kind of charming in a "this was clearly made by one person who had very specific interests and zero budget" way. Reminds me of those old Newgrounds games where you'd find something genuinely interesting buried under three layers of jank. Not saying it's good. But I'm not saying I didn't replay it either.